A Concise History of North Korea

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What follows is a concise history of North Korea for reference purposes, it should be considered a work in progress and will be edited. Anyone with anything to add please contact me.

This is not a fun article for the usually jovial Noob Tube, but I see many misquotes about NK history.

Each stub will be dated and possibly expanded when/if it makes the wiki.


NK Version 1.0

NK is first populated by communists, FOH, stragglers and the PTO groups

1st congressional elections - Hungarian PTO thwarted

Hungarian scam account steals treasury funds

1st presidential elections – Iranian PTO’er Atropates steals presidency and funds

Atropates impeached - Afanasiy Drago becomes President

2nd Congressional terms are filled with Celio Azevedos catch phrases

Afanasiy Drago wins re-election

Russia attacks USA

Russia offered Peace after MPP with USA is triggered, Russia votes down Peace proposal

Russian PTO of NK under Smirnoff in the works

Facing another PTO and no chance of peace, NK attacks Russia, blocking its invasion of the USA

3rd congressional elections Russian PTO abandoned due to Russian invasion

NK conquered by Russia

North Korean Bank is hacked and funds donated to various PEACE orgs. Money is never returned.



NK Version 2.0

NK Pyongyang freed by the Russian PTO group Shaolin under keks-n - PTO thwarted by Original NK population and US marines

Pyongyang conquered by Iran



NK Version 3.0

Hamyong freed by Eden forces and the Polish POG group

Original North Koreans win congress

Afanasiy Drago negotiated a NAP with Russian Mofa kotekzot, Russian congress votes against NAP

NK’s population increases from 40 to 300 in 2 weeks

Russian Shaolin PTO steals presidency

Russian Shaolin PTO president impeached

Russian Shaolin PTO steals congress

Russian Shaolin PTO steals presidency

Russian Shaolin PTO attacks South Korea to reduce regions aiding the Theocrats and preventing opposition candidates running for congress

Russian Shaolin PTO forgets to run a presidential candidate before the deadline

Russian Shaolin conquers the remains of NK as Afanasiy Drago is elected President

South Korean occupied regions are liberated

NK ceases to exist again



NK Version 4.0

Pyongan freed by Russian PoC_Zoli

Russian Shaolin PTO secures congress majority

Former North Korean traitor and convicted multi Celio Azevedo runs for president under the name Carlos Bianchi

Russian Shaolin KasedY wins the presidency

North Korea receives an influx of Belarusians approved by the Russian congress members

Belarusians and Russians candidates secure all the congress seats with 80 votes in the last hour of a highly suspect election

Minimum wage increased to 10 Kpw further hurting an already poor economy

NetNazgul wins the presidency for Belarusians in a battle against Carlos Bianchi and KasedY