The Rise of The Phoenix - תחיית עוף החול

Day 760, 07:27 • Published in Israel USA • by Judean Princess
Judean Princess / Minister of Information

Shalom, My name is Judean Princess, formerly known as Hufflepuff. I was born in Day 232, when Israel was still occupied by the Turkish forces. I was the founder of the now-defunct Jewish Unity Party which was created on 16 July, 2008. The Jewish Unity Party was one of the main political parties in Turkey, and the mission of the JUP was very clear: It was to support any and all Jewish citizens, to be the political voice for the Jews in Turkey, and to gain independence for Israel. When I created the JUP, I tried to recruit as many members as I could in the first two months. This enabled the party to gain a majority in the congress of Turkey on the 2nd of September.


President of eTurkey

When I became the President of Turkey, I understood that this was a great responsibility. So with the advice of my sincere party members, I signed MPPs with Hungary, Netherlands, and Mexico. I also approved Trade agreements with Mexico and Greece. My Presidency ended on the 1st of October, 2008.



Congresswoman

I was a congresswoman in Turkey for several terms, notably between the periods 2nd August 2008 until 1st September 2008 and 2nd October 2008 till 25th November 2008. While I was a congresswoman in Turkey, I pushed for lower taxes so companies could invest more in different fields. This enabled lower prices and ultimately the gap between the rich and poor to narrowed down.

I was also a congresswoman in Israel for several consecutive terms. I have always supported lowering taxes on all raw materials (excluding grain) and decreasing import taxes on foreign manufactured goods, such as guns and tickets.


After I fought in the Israeli Independence War and helped liberate the North District, I founded the Kadima Party. This was intended to rival the existing one-party system, which was very un-democratic. The Kadima Party always supported lower import taxes on foreign manufactured goods, and lower import taxes on raw materials, excluding grain. The Kadima Party also supported government owned industries only to provide weapons and gifts to the IDF, and employment for new citizens with low skills.



I hereby announce my new position in this brand-new government, as the Minister of Information. I am here to serve the citizens of eIsrael in any way possible. Whether is it in supporting the Translation Bureau, or simply giving a moral aid to our eIsraeli nation. My task is to write a 4 day article, explaining about our government-owned companies progress. Moreover, I would like to say that I'm not going to announce my Congress candidacy this month, since I will not be able to do it, due to personal reasons. I hope you enjoy my article 😉


Kindly Regards'
Judean Princess / Hufflepuff
Minister of Information




**The word "Phoenix" in the title doesn't have anything to do with the Phoenix Union
**I couldn't have written this great article without the tremendous assistance of Ares Tallil (sorry if I'm misspelling your name) , but thanks!!!!!!***

Hebrew Version will be released ASAP.