President's Desk: Battle for Kyushu, Updated Post-Battle
Jewitt
I think I will borrow Josh Frost's style of having a picture of him at a podium. Seems appropriate.
Post Battle
Americans, we started at 0
😇0:00 on the battle clock with a wall of 901,000 and tanks flying across the other side. We attacked, and we attacked hard. With heavy resistance and tanking, the wall soon became 71,000 in the last minute. That is 829,000 points on top of attacking tanks.
If that feat was not enough, a look at the battle page under "
😉etails" reveals we did 4,545 damage more than them. Would that had been a win? Nope. Would that mean over time? Absolutely. Were we given overtime? No.
There's quite a few articles and forum debates about the subject, so I will leave it at that.
As it stands, the United States will not falter. China still is calling for our aid and now that we are stuck on the other side of the Pacific for some time we must prepare. Other aligned nations are beginning to side with our efforts, and hopefully in due time we can see about directly aiding China.
Diplomacy has never been ruled out, and we in the State Department and as an Allied Force are talking with both sides, in hopes to divert a threat on our ally China.
As it stands, all citizens should use tomorrow to heal up to 100 wellness. Tomorrow should end with 90+ wellness for all of you. I want to thank the U.S. Armed Forces and the Allied Forces combined for their hard work. We did the impossible, destroying that massive wall in so little time with such heavy resistance. Maybe next time the war module will hold its own.
Fight in KYUSHU
End the day at 90+ wellness, as close to 100 as possible. If you will not be available at 9:20 eRepublik Time (12:20 Eastern, 11:20 Central) then do the ten-fight "berserk" fighting method.
Fight down to 40-49, heal, fight back down to 50-59.
Need to know what kind of weapon to buy? When in doubt, buy Q1. If you can afford it, buy Q2. Don't spend all your money on higher quality weapons - that will be needed in a few days! This battle, however, is extremely vital and is one of a few "Win or bust" conflicts. We must not falter, and we must fight to the last minute! The government will not be issuing free weapons for this battle.
Although this is the first battle of many, we expect a lot of resistance from those who fear what we will bring on the mainland. Give them a taste of it, and see you on the battlefield.
Always check the latest DoD Article for changes in the war.
Why the Battle Took so Long
We always hear about that chicken that runs around with its head cut off. Well, this was no exception. The first two retreats on the United Kingdom went smoothly, then when it was time for Connecticut and New Jersey I encountered a few problems.
What ensued was what the University Police would call "an morbidly awkward event." In the P.C. Lab, which is de facto Presidential Military Command, that little son of a scrab jumped up on my monitor and began flapping his feathers and shooting all my papers all over the place. I, of course, was well prepared. I took out a Louisville slugger with a rusty nail driven through the tip of it and pursued to wreak justice on the fowl of damnation.
After a few smacks and a destroyed MacBook (don't ask), the chicken finally killed over.
When I went to attack, after finally making all my retreats, he popped up for vengeance. Unfortunately, he does not understand the virtues of opposable thumbs and baseball. After a few more hits, the attack went through.
So, for all the efforts I put into this, we better win!
-Written and Edited by,
Your President
Comments
First DENIED
First?
voted
😉
Dang
o/
oh no. 8.
Voted. Go Usa!! Wakka Wakka!!
Tic-Toc.Tic-Toc.Tic-Toc.Tic-Toc.Tic-Toc. !!!!
WakkaWakka!!!
pow 😎
America is gonna lose!
where is the battle's link?
and where is battle?
FIGHT!
o7
CANADA STANDS READY
PANDA RAWR!
New Jersey is over 2million-- even without the Kyushu battle coming it would be a waste of resources to fight at Jersey.
Civilians, follow DoD Orders.
Military, follow the Orders of your Commanders.
Tons of Propaganda today.. no way to sort it out for truth. have fun, troll the enemy's articles, just DON'T foment bigotry and hatred in your comments!
Finland stands ready
FAIL!
I prefer your old articles Jewitt 😞
America loses regions! UK is victorius
Um start the fight??
it's a big war, my Brit friends.. battles are won and lost, it's the end game that counts and we'll be playing that in your precious capital city.
😮
http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/8112" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show[..]/8112
Fir3 1n Th3 H0L3! F41L.
\o/
Get'er Done!
Enjoy our cranberries and lobster for a brief time. We will deal with you once we have accomplished the task at hand.
GO GO GO FIGHT IN KYUSHU!!
and beat back the HUN!!! 🙂
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-usa-beat-back-the-hun-time-vote--1075025/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-usa[..]/1/20
mister prez what about the UK??
I love how the English are all so happy. This is the closest they'll ever get to winning anything. Poor guys. I feel sorry for them.
When we finish this task, not only will we get our regions back, but we'll take your regions too. We have more important things to consider.
TOKYO A GO-GO, BABY!
WAR! HUH! GOOD GOD Y'ALL! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY-
EVERYTHING!
The Brits should enjoy the quahogs from Narragansett Sound (or clams if you prefer) while they can, 'cause that party will be short-lived 😉.
*cracks open a refreshing Bass ale and says "cheers"!
mjdiv,
RI senator
@Yudakens, who wrote: "UK is victorius"
Say what? I thought you eBrits knew English! Try "victorious".
Oh nvm, if the eUK tried being victorious they'd die of shock.
Go eUSA!
WAKKA WAKKA = WIN
You Guys better win it
Nice fail EDEN 🙂 Well done Phoenix 🙂
HAIL UNITED FAILS OF AMERICA!!
HAIL FAIL EDEN !!!
BANNNNNNZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII! !!!
PHOENIX first move = SUCESS!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL UNITED FAILS OF AMERICA!!
HAIL FAIL EDEN !!!
BANNNNNNZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII! !!!
PHOENIX first move = SUCESS!!!!!!!!!!!
UK dont stand a chance!!!
Mr. President,
If you have evidence that the war module screwed us in this battle please make an appeal to the admins to continue the fight for another 24 hours starting tomorrow afternoon (24 hours after the close of the battle) If there was a failure in the war module this is the way to resolve it such that each side has a fair chance to win the fight without being encumbered by bugs. We should not have to accept these buggy results.
http://ereptools.net/battles/info/id/8112" target="_blank">http://ereptools.net/battles/info/id/811[..]/8112
And there it starts. Blaming bugs.