Meet My Mechanic
Day 747, 23:16
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by Tyler F Durden
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CPF Sports - It's in the Game!
There has been quite the controversy a swirling about some people who have taken a crossed arms, pouty faced stance on the CPF Army. Do they somehow feel threatened? Are they insecure in their own fantasy worlds?
Look at that punum! Such a pouty face!
There are also those who say that such a move is moronic, as they sit behind cobwebbed desks in the hinterlands of eCanads's political spectrum.
It's cold out there isn't old friend? Don't get frostbite now!
I'll get over it -
😉
Still, some try and make me out to be some aspiring tin pot dictator, while belittling the struggles of all those who fought and died in real life to put such a man down.
The verld iz mine! It's all mine! Bring me a glass of sparkling water!
Then there are the ones who don't even bother to debate intelligently and just degrade the conversation to grade school antics, then play your best friend like some passive aggressive bi-polar maniac!
Okay, this one is more obvious. Look at me! I'm Stephen Colbert! I am so funny and informative, and if you cross me I'll cut your frakkin balls off and eat them in front of you - provided there is anyone around to impress by my doing so. Yes, we see your "little - you". Its good that you did that. Good boy!
Then there is the online Troll. It has been said that Zoli is the master of trolling, but here in eCanada, NOBODY can hold a candle to, well...we all know who!
RAWR! Where is my Goat Tribute?!? Feed me goats or I'll troll your articles, flaming you with arguments completely devoid of logic! My anti - CPF bias is so apparent that I am green with envy!
RAWR! I am so afraid of a pretend army in a browser based online game that I have no life except trolling Tyler F Durden! RAWR!
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For these speshul folks, I would like to introduce you to a friend of mine. His name is Charles Bronson - and he is a Mechanic. He is completely up to speed on the rules of eRepublik. Not just the laws of conduct but of what is possible in this wonderful world we all choose to participate in!
Look, I bet he knows the rules! I bet he knows what can and what
cannot be done in eRepublik! After all, he's the bloody mechanic!
I know that not everybody is familiar with the Game Mechanics. Even those who have been around eRepublik since the days of mayors and Sutlers! It's not like I am shooting at you from the other side of a wall using a hack! (LOL) Well, now there is no excuse. If it's in the game - guess what,
IT'S IN THE GAME!
So the next time you leave an "accident" in your diaper for your mom to wash...
...Try to remember that you can always change mechanics.
Is this your understanding of eRepublik game mechanics?
Don't fret old chum, just call Charles Bronson, he'll be
more than happy to guide you onto the path of possibility.
Action figures now available too! For just .99 CAD (with the purchase of CPF Moosehead Brew), you can have your very own version of the CPF Mechanic - see below.
If you still don't understand that if it's in the game, then it's in the game...well, the Mechanic may just have to open his tool kit and instruct you appropriately.
...and you don't really want that, now do you?
No you don't want that - since you believe that
I can somehow do it, like violating the laws of
physics by falling out of a window and going up!
Yes, it is time for you to take a great big...
Trust me, this placebo will work wonders for your illusions of Doom and gloom!
WEAKSAUCE slept here! But don't fret, you can seek help! You don't have to wake up like this anymore. You can read the eWiki to learn about the game you are playing. I read it already, but I won't ruin the plot for you.
Remember folks - its just a game. Keep your stick on the ice and your head out of your...
Regards,
Tyler F Durden, and his friendly Mechanic - Charles Bronson.
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And if you thought I was going to back down...
Here is the new logo for the CPF Army:
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"passive aggressive bi-polar maniac"
DING DING DING! TYLER F DURDEN HAS COME BACK FROM THE MAT!
ITS LIKE HE WAS LAZARUS!
CPF! \o/
Voted - invasion may come soon.
The icon rocks. Big Moosey approaching like a ninja.
I don't really understand why people are so crazy about this.
A political Party with an army is not different than an army with a political agenda...or a Government which uses an army for a political agenda.
Any Party which wins a national election will use the military for THEIR political agenda - even if that Country President is not a Party President...then it's executing a PERSONAL agenda...which frankly should be feared more than a Party with a few hundred members.
The CPF has no extra-domestic political agenda. We cannot win an election in any other country but eCanada, and we cannot attack any region of eCanada. There is NO threat.
The opposition to this really is just that looney.
Dirty Harry approves
30 Pandas agree, tattoos aren't for everyone
good artical but i find you make them too long, and add way too many pictures. makes me feel like im reading a pop-up book
On the Allied Hotsheet:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/allied-hotsheet-day-748-1075266/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/alli[..]/1/20
hmmm, Bruck's gypsy grandmother was right. Behold the Mooserider of the Apocalypse! Let the invasions begin.
Oh hey, The Mechanic says your other ride is in from the garage:
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eRep Sports, it's in the game!!!
I love it!!!
Love the Mooserati Plugson!
LOL
I dunno who they are trying to kid...
http://www.mooserati.com/imgs/Fakerari.gif" target="_blank">http://www.mooserati.com/imgs/Fakerari.g[..].gif
That sure don't look like no moose I've ever seen.
Oh, my mechanic is a pony? That may be it...
keep pushin forward tyler
i miss the red green show, but they always ran their commercial over the clubhouse scenes at the end and that was a good part....all rise, sit down sit down
Awesome article 🙂
Mooseratti's for the win!!
Thats it hide behind the mechanics of the game.........
Will you people still be running for eCanadian congress or will you be removing yourselves and forming your own little country that you run completely?
And I find it funny that you mentioned fantasy worlds,
Because in reality you had to set up an entire country within a country (including army) because you couldn't get control of the country in a game,
the CPF have created a fantasy world.....in a fantasy world.
Yeah Tamas - we "hide" in plain sight.
Maybe you could put some goats into that pipe which you're smoking.
If we're invaded we need everyone we can get and we need our military to be high-level, well-trained and strong. Do I wish you wouldn't require your militia to join your party? Yeah, I like keeping the 2 separate. But, when we're called to serve, I won't be checking out the insignia on a fellow Canadian's sleeve before sharing a trench - I'll only care that we both shoot straight and kick ass.