Special Report: Despondent UK Decides to Commit Suicide
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Reports are sketchy at the moment but it appears that for the first time in history a nation has decided to commit suicide. Despondent over having no friends after betraying her old allies and single handedly making PEACE dismantle due to its perpetual uncoolness, the UK has decided to end its life. In its suicide note, it cited its lack of friends and overall gloominess for provoking the USA and its allies into a fight. Funeral services will be held at a later date. Nobody is expected to attend.
All joking aside, conserve your fights. There might be later attacks in the day and there is no sense in wasting them in the UK. Be patient and wait for the situation to develop. If at your last log in no further battles have opened up then feel free to kill Red Coats.
Update, The UK not content with one training exercise has attacked Belgium and Rhode Island. Before your last log in be sure to fight in Belgium first and then Rhode Island. That said keep your eyes open for new battles.
FOR NOW HOLD FIRE and FIGHT AT YOUR LAST LOG IN!!!
Belgium: http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/7988
Rhode Islan
😛http://www.erepublik.com/en/battles/show/7990
Comments
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I stand by ready to kill red coats!
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!
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partamaxxxxxxxx
I am holding fire and stand ready to fight redcoats if no other battle comes up.
I stand ready to kill Redcoats! Broliancemaxx!!
YES
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's a cry for help.
I STAND READY TO KILL LOBSTERBACKS.
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!
I stand ready to hold fire?
Crazy Brits 🙂
Agreed, listen to the DoD orders. voted
The British are coming!!!
America, I present you a free and official turkey shoot.
Target: Brits
Will big brave America at least invade the UK?
🙂
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS! ABOUT F*CKING TIME!
I stand ready to kill anyone
GO FROST!
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I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS AT MY LAST LOGIN OF THE DAY PROVIDED THAT NO OTHER MORE IMPORTANT BATTLES ARE OPENED!
Lets go kick some Brit a**!
omg. eUK is retarded
1776,1812....2009 Make them bleed!!!
Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes men. eUSA forever! I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!
LOOKS LIKE THE UK HAD BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU IN THE END EH? 😉
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VOTE VOTE VOTE!!
Good Article As Well!!
Difference is Uk has its balls dangleing near its chin 🙂
eCanada stands ready to kill suicidal Red Coats, since they are asking for it anyways.
"Nobody is expected to attend."
Hahaha. XD
This isn't the first time
Indo committed suicide a few weeks ago.
Who is Nobody and why On EARTH would they attend the UK's funeral!?!
*In the eUSA data room*
Scientist 1: The eUK just attacked!
Scientist 2: Dear lord... look at this chart!
Scientist 1: Our retention rate just shot up to... 102%? How is that even possible?
Scientist 2: I have no idea!
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!
Hehe.
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You people realy dont like eBrits 😃
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INVADEUKMAXXXXXX
ready to blow up some brits
OMG, YES. Standing ready to kill redcoats 🙂
Like you're gonna attack them on the next 3 months or so.
LOLmerica.
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I Stand Ready to Kill [idiotic, suicidal] Redcoats!
xa0x0ax00axax0 epic FAILmaxxxxxxx!
It feels a little more like an attempt to provoke an attack, than suicide. The US has had a lot of "Lets attack someone" gung-ho militarism in the past couple weeks, and the UK's list of MPPs would make them a stronger enemy than any of those that we faced in the last war.
I stand ready to kill the country of my birth.
let s bring it down to their soil , let s take London
Does this mean we can take Britain? Cause if It does, i think you should. . .To promote prosperity and posterity.
Probably a diversion, Hungary and Serbia could attack Croatia...