Official White House Press Release #53
James S. Brady Press Room
Official White House Press Release (#53): PEACE Aggression and Swiss Victory Against the Same
10 November 2009, Day 721 of the New World.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We have several interesting topics to discuss in this press release.
The contents of this White House Press Release are:
1. United States Training Corps
2. Update on Slovakia
3. Indonesia Declaring War on Malaysia
4. Graubünden Liberated
5. War Bond Repayment
6. Directory of eUS Publications
United States Training Corps
General of the United States Training Corps Angelini announced that, after a long-awaited restructuring, the Training Corps is once again open. Unlike some other branches of the eUS military, the Training Corps has no strength or rank requirements. Applicants must be living in the United States and have United States citizenship. Successful completion of a tour in the Unites States Training Corps is required for most other enlistments.
New recruits should fill out this spreadsheet:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dEY2S3ZTVGVSZzY1M1g3ZjB6STdpNmc6MA
Update on Slovakia
Poland is currently fighting to liberate Eastern Slovakia from Hungary. American citizens with the means are encouraged to either move to Southern Great Plains, Hungary, and fight RED in resistance wars in Eastern Slovakia, Western Slovakia, Central Slovakia, or Bratislava. It will require two moving tickets to get there from the United States because of an active war between the United States and Hungary. A layover in a neutral nation such as Pakistan or South Africa is required. Citizens can also move to Poland (any region, they all have Q5 hospitals) with just one moving ticket and fight in the Polish attacks on Slovak regions instead. Americans living in Hungary should not fight in the Polish attacks, just in the resistance wars.
In response to some of the propaganda circulated by Hungarians to justify their unjustifiable invasion, smrtan was not a puppet dictator put into office by Poland. While he is of Polish decent, he had been acting for the best interests of Slovakia and served that country as its president, not Poland. He has written an article clarifying his history. Slovakia was not a member of EDEN when it was conquered.
Indonesia Declaring War on Malaysia
Indonesia is currently voting to declare war on Malaysia, an unaligned country. If Indonesia attacks, they will also get free wars with any country bordering Indonesia with a mutual protection pact with Malaysia. This will include Australia. PEACE has attempted to justify invasions of neutral, war-game-hosting nations before. Malaysia currently has 22 mutual protection pacts, although the United States’ will expire soon. The United States and Malaysia are renewing their alliance; the United States stands ready to defend Malaysia. The Indonesian ultimatum can be found here.
Graubünden Liberated
Graubünden, the last zone of Hungarian occupation in Switzerland, has been liberated by a concentrated resistance war effort. Swiss control of this region means Hungary will be unable to threaten Italy and Switzerland. Switzerland had been under total Hungarian occupation for over a month. Now it joins complete territorial integrity. As of press time, the sovereignty of Norway, Switzerland, the United States, Canada, Finland, Greece, and Spain over their respective territories is unmolested. There are still many nations partially occupied by PEACE tyrants, however.
War Bond Repayment
During the recent war, in the darkest days for the United States, the government issued war bonds. These would have a one-time interest rate of 2.15%, but the treasury department could not guarantee their repayment, as the country stood on the brink of annihilation. Congress passed a bill to begin repaying the patriotic Americans who bought these bonds, and the government plans to disperse approximately 92,930.96 USD. Repayment is being handled by Serendipitous, Director of the Flying Unicorn Squadron.
Directory of eUS Publications
The following are publications of various departments of the eUnited States government for easy reference:
The publication of the Department of Citizen Orders, DoD Orders
President of the United States Josh Frost's personal newspaper, The Angry Kitten
Vice President of the United States Woxan's personal newspaper, The Smoke-Filled Room
Secretary of State Cerb's personal newspaper, which doubles for the State Department, The Mythic Tribute
USA Welcoming Committee
Meals on Wheels News
Flying Unicorn News
The Office of Militia Support's publication, A Well-Armed Populace
US Ambassadorial News
Secretary of the Treasury Jewitt’s personal newspaper, The Jewitt Report
This concludes the fifty-third White House Press Release! Thank you all for your time and attention. Remember to subscribe to this publication for news and announcements directly from the government. “Vote” for this issue so fellow residents of the eUSA can notice their government in action and be informed.
Ever faithful,
Rheinlander von Phalz
White House Press Secretary
Comments
FIRST!!!
first?
Oh.
damn
good updates
voted
\o/ 4 us
Hope I got it right this time.
wowzers
woo 😃
WTF I want gold back not USD for my war bond pls?
If all this USD is being given out, it will devalue the Gold - USD ratio?
NO vote.
I bet they wanna hand out USD not gold b/c they will profit eh?
"War Bond Repayment"
Awesome news!
good stuff
Press Release, WIN!
Lt. Scheisskopf
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/stars-and-stripes-journal-191155/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/st[..]155/1
Tyrone Biggums, the exchange rate between gold and USD is pegged at 40 USD = 1 GOLD. The government won't be profiting by paying everyone back with interest.
Malaysia is a member of Sol, it is not unaligned.
o boi!
POTUSmaxxx!
Now to read
@ Rheinlander von Phalz, who sai😛
"Hope I got it right this time."
You sure did; excellent press release! Lots of facts, good background info, links to resources - nicely done.
Go eUSA!
US/Brolliance/EDEN uber alles!
AWESOME THEY DID THE BOND THING!!!! I suggested that idea to Emerick about two months ago.
Nicely done Rheinlander!
Voted for excellence!
jes
Nice lying about Slovakia and Switzerland.
That Colonel Klink Avatar is priceless 😃
I like reading top secret American news 🙂