[ZW] BAD DUDES

Day 898, 19:17 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by AgentChieftain

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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Salam, gentlemen. Thank you for voting me into office as your president yet again. This marks the seventh time I've been elected as president of Pakistan, and when counting the times I've assumed the presidency after an impeachment, this marks the ninth time I've served as the head of state. This number is only matched by Dio Brando himself, whom was elected nine times in Pakistan and twice in Switzerland. To be honored on such a level is quite humbling.

Elsewhere in the world, elections have been quite beneficial for our country as well. Two Dioist Knights have assumed the presidency: Sir Reshev Villanova and Sir Harrison "Franco" Richardson are bad enough dudes to serve as presidents of Brazil and the United States, respectively. This is outstanding; there are three major Dioist presidents this month, and each one represents a different stance in the world's military affairs.

On the home front, I want to announce that I will be picking my cabinet based on a pool of applicants via PM. Anyone who would like a position in my cabinet should send a message to Fruitcommando with their curriculum vitæ. After the applications are reviewed, I will announce my selections in an upcoming article in ZA WARUDO.

Before that happens, I'd like to announce that ZA WARUDO has landed an exclusive interview with the newly elected president of Brazil, Sir Reshev Villanova. Now that the upgrade of the TIDUS II is complete, he will be returning to Brazil tomorrow at 12:00 GMT. The next issue of ZA WARUDO will feature an interview with O Presidente along with the latest data from the TIDUS II satellite.

On that note, Pakistani, Brazilians, Americans, and Dioists around the world, I bid you goodnight.


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