[wtp]waysted for kongress

Day 2,224, 12:05 • Published in USA USA • by Waysted



hello wtp. I am here today to ask for your vote for a seat in our wonderful kongress. but instead of telling you how great I would be I am going to tell you the downside of my candidacy.



top ten reasons waysted really shouldn't be in kongress.
10. I hate duck dynasty

9. I believe punctuation is something a doctor does to you.

8. I would never approve anyone for cs because the whole eworld is full of pto scum

7. I would vote on every law presented. you dont really want that do you?

6. I would be forced to actually post on forums. It could cause some people to go blind.

5 I would scream,yell,cry, and beg for the wam tax to be reduced to 1%. is anyone scared yet?

4 I will demand the executive branch deliver the goods. on time. no excuses. what goods you might ask? hookers for the gents and male escorts for the ladies. oh yea and booze,bud and blow..lots of it.

3. the only caps that work on my keyboard is the letter I

2. I will pay cc's to mazzy cat to run through the halls of kongress enaked. everyday. nothing will get done. nothing

1. I will demand kongress give all the us tresury to mazzy cat and they make her equeen of the eusa for the remander of her elife. why? cause she is awesome. that's why.





and there you have it folks. a vote for waysted is a vote for.. um...well..








peace