[WTP] August 2017 We The People Congressional Hopefuls

Day 3,564, 18:00 • Published in USA USA • by Nesterus


Just as the moon renews itself each month so does the Congressional delegation of We The People. This month we have the best Congressional delegation, im sure you will find that we will do bigly in congress, we are the fastest growing party in the eUSA, we are terrific and have a 42% increase in membership this month, I know each of these members personally and they are fantastic people, trust me I would know, in fact Plato is likely to give us a gold reward even though we have not requested it, just because of our wild success. We are going to build the biggest party ever and make Plato pay for it! Covfefe!

Below you will find our congressional primary candidates listed.
WTP Congressional Hopefuls

1. Nesterus
Talking about yourself is not easy. I took over from Cubby as Party President in August. I have been with the party for 3 years since WTP merged with LAP. I have 32 terms in Congress and have stayed away from the drama!
2. The Mike
MMike is one of the oldest members of the party. He has been quiet over the past few years, but has always been here for us. He’s been there for us when needed, especially now!
3. Cubby
Cubby deserves the number 2 spot, cause that’s what kind of turd he’s been, but we decided to lower him to #3. However, Cubby has seen out the party leadership in the era of lowest activity ever over the past couple of years. He is a great guy and an even better friend and I thank him for his service!

4. Oblige
Oblige is the oldest WTP member in the party’s leadership currently. He is the most successful citizen of us all. Despite of what people say about him, the important thing is that they never stop talking about the Whale!
5. Annonymouss
Annonymous lacks individuality, unique character, or distinction. That's why we love him... a man with nothing but a name, or lack thereof..

6. Blande
Blande is another former Party President. He is someone we can count on in hard times like today to come in and provide the stability that the party needs.

7. xOlDirtyBastardx
This individual likes to play dirty. If you don’t know him, good for you. But he’s been part of WTP leadership for years and we’ve known him for too long.

8. Bobby Canell
Bobby is one of our most experienced congressmen. He has been with WTP through thick and thin. Here is the place to thank you, Bobby, for being somebody we could always rely on!

9. nononever
He never wanted to make it into Congress. He once did and vowed never to return. As far as I’m concerned, I say no to never!

10. Elena Claudia
Elena is currently in Congress with WTP and is doing well. Thank you for stepping in!

11. Drainer28
Drainer is another great War Inc soldier who stepped in recently to join WTP’s congressional caucus. Thanks bud!


12. Clorox II
Clorox is another very experienced player, a former Seal Team. I wonder how many people remember the Seals lol
Respect o7

13. Joey.J
Joey is one of our newest members and we’d love to give him a chance to join Congress for the first time. He has been part of War Inc for a long time, probably ever since F.R.I.E.N.D.S. stopped airing.

14. Leroy Combs
Leroy is yet another old dog having played eRep for 9 years and counting. He’s been in Congress 18 times, and has seen it all. Very experienced player, so we will be very happy to have him, if he makes it into our Congress caucus!

15. Ace Ninja
Ace is another ancient player. He is the perfect choice to top up our list of 15 people!

An amazing bunch of experienced players all of whom we can count on to trump Congress




OF the People,
BY the People,
FOR the People

VOTE We The PEOPLE for Congress on Friday/Saturday!