[WHPR] Super Sunday Edition

Day 3,218, 18:06 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Sunday, September 11, 2016 (Day 3,21😎
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
WHPR Super Sunday Edition







WAR UPDATE

In response to our declaration of the eUK as our natural enemy, CheetahCurtis (eUK) released a letter to the eUS where they beg us to leave them alone, use far too many U’s in their words, and pretend they have some kind of leverage.

President Orikfricai has no intention of letting up, “241 years ago, England stirred a hornet’s nest,” says Orik. “It's time for some good old fashioned payback. Time for the United States to have some colonies in the UK and see how they like it!”

While some even within our borders question the wisdom of this war, the eUS continues to roll on, leaving nothing but destruction in our wake. “We easily cleared Wales and we're moving to Southwest of England. UK proposed us as a Natural Enemy but I don't expect much more resistance than before. Bring the heat, eUS. BRING THE HEAT!”

The State Dept released a statement suggesting this eUK invasion is simply the beginning of a broader military strategy. Details will be released as they become available.






Bank Up 2 Strength Up - open for business
Comet Academy, Secretary of Citizen Affairs


The long-dormant program, BU2SU has been revived under the Orikfricai Administration as we need all of our citizens in good fighting shape. The Department of Citizen Affairs has re-launched the program and they are now taking applications from all citizens between levels 21 and 35 who have fewer than 4 Q4 Training Grounds. To apply, just fill out this form daily and the DoCA will send you .5 gold per day to help you upgrade your training grounds.

In other DoCA news- werewolves are on the prowl. Kill them before they kill you.






Congressional tomfoolery and preparing for War
Gnilraps, Speaker of the House

The Speaker released a recap of what’s been happening in Congress. It’s mostly nonsense. But with Orikfricai’s plan for war, some worthwhile discussions have accidentally broken out.

There is no need for a comment to be made on the subject of chickensguys. He is a known threat to national security. Hopefully with actual things going on in this country, certain sub-groups of the eUS will stop trying to knock down our walls from the inside and jeopardize the security of this nation.

In other Congressional news, efforts have been made to restore Dioism as the State eReligion. The conversation has become heated as lines are drawn in the cleansing sands.

President Orik was asked to make a statement. “My official statement is that I have no official statement on Dio or a state religion. While this game is pretty much RP from the get go, that just seems a bit much.” Although he is not one of the faithful, he doesn’t seem to think the rising Diosim movement poses any kind of threat to the nation or our interests. “Sweden would probably say something about it, but I doubt it would affect our standing. Our Kongress is well known for its shenanigans. I don't think Congress should always be super srs. As long as they go about the business of running the government by passing a budget and discussing actual issues, they can RP all they want. Shenanigans can certainly be good for our society. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”






Country Profile: Republic of China (Taiwan)
WildOwl, Secretary of State

The Republic of China (Taiwan) is a small but strategically located nation in the Pacific Ocean, with a direct border to the United States of America via Hawaii. While the United States and Taiwan have shared a mixed country, which involves large swathes of time in which we were allied, especially during the TERRA/EDEN times, followed by them participating in our invasion during the CoT/TWO times, we officially re-allied this country in January 2014. The two countries shared Japan for over six months, before the United States got a great resource set in its cores after the Resource Wars, and Taiwan acted as a strong ally and partner for us against Indonesian aggression in the Pacific Ocean on multiple occasions. For our part, we also ensured Taiwan’s freedom especially during the wipe of China by anti-Asterian forces, and the two countries have benefitted a lot from each other. The United States also provides full support to Taiwan’s claims in South Korea. Whether it involves direct confrontation with our enemies, or pouring huge amounts of damage on the battlefields for each other, the USA and Taiwan have always been there for each other, and we look forward to continuing our partnership.

Hail USA!
Hail Republic of China (Taiwan)!





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