[WHPR] Happy Frostgiving

Day 2,201, 20:05 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
A look at the deserted White House Press Room

Dateline: Friday , November 29th (Day 2,201)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1) Brief Introduction
2) Interview with Josh Frost
3) The Worstpotus that wasn't
4) Testimonials from the eUSA community



After finishing my labors in the DHS for the month, I've decided to briefly end my SecMed Retirement and step in to help a beleaguered ValiantThor. Due to Thanksgiving and likely black Friday I've come up empty in assembling a WHPR. However, the show must go on. In the spirit of this season of giving thanks, I've decided to unilaterally declare a new eNational Holiday: Frostgiving. We are back on the map, the PTO is broken, and we have a chance to reset our diplomatic relations with the larger world. Josh Frost is the source of our ebounty! I will be interviewing Frost, including a piece from the Worstpotus that wasn't, and testimonials from diverse Americans. This piece will be complete with the outdated links and format last seen during my term as SecMed.



Mr Frost what are your thoughts on this first annual day of Frostgiving?
I'm flattered that you have created a holiday named after me. Hopefully everyone is huddled around the prime rib at home celebrating. lol
this article will touch on the great success seen under your administration. What accomplishment are you most proud of?
I really can't pick one. All of them were important. Getting the states back and pushing RGR meant a lot. Not getting drunk or killing anybody has to stand as an epic achievement for the month tbh.
Do you think RGR celebrates Frostgiving?
I doubt it. Sociopath's generally aren't thankful for anything.
in closing do you have any Bill and Tedlike advice for eAmericans on this day of Frostgiving?
Work hard to build a strong Top 5. Don't elect retards... But most of all avoid the clap. It's solid advice.
Avoid dirty women kids.
I'd like to thank you for taking the time to do this interview with me Mr President. I know it's tough taking a break from being awesome.
I'm going back to eating pecan pie. Thanks for the interview. Behave yourself.
Happy Frostgiving
U 2


The Worstpotus that wasn't
By Talostastic

T'was two nights before the end of Frost's term, and all through the Exec,
not an elitist was stirring, not even a whale.

The paperwork was stacked by the shredder with care,
with all the little drones filing up the stairs.

The kitty was nestled snugly in his bed
while visions of cocaine floated through his head.

But not all was quiet on this cool autumn's night
for a WorstPotUS was plotting, and petting his knife.

'Just one Congressman', he whispered under his breath
'Just one man brave enough to put this to rest.'

So he searched high and low for a Congressman of ill repute
Attempting to find a man who would give his idea a fruit.

'They all worship at Frost's dish
for his wonderful term
But they don't know what they missed
Missing the WorstPotUS's glory'

And so Talostastic set out
to search high and low
To find himself a Congressman
willing to side with the Snow

But alas, his quest did not bear fruit
Not a single Congressman was willing to shoot.

So the days rolled by
Frost's term ending
And never will you know
A WorstPotUS's tending.


Frostgiving Testimonials by Citizens of the eUSA

President NewAzazel
I am thankful for the opportunity Frost gave me to be better than him, and prove that he can bring us out of the hole, but that I can keep us on our feet. ❤

Dmjohnston
Frostgiving? Did I miss a Holiday again? XD
Is that where Frost acts as Santa? If so, I've got a kitty lap to sit on.

MelissaRose
I am kinda busy atm Tyler

Malarkey83
What is Frostgiving?

Mazzy Cat
Frostgiving ? Did I miss something.....? Meow!




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Dept of Education: [DoE] Library of Informative Links
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