James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Tuesday , July 9th (Day 2,058)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
1a) Department of the Interior Special Announcement
1b) Department of Ambassadorial Affairs is recruiting
2) War Report from the brilliant mind of Hale26
3) Texas style lulz
The Department of the Interior is currently hosting another fundraising drive. The Interior department is heavily dedicated to helping new players of this game and as the Department receives no funding from the government, it must raise its own money. You can assist the Interior by donating Tanks, Food and/or USD to Secretary Irule777 or, Deputy Secretary Kodos. The Interior thanks everyone who's willing to donate and will accept every donation, large or small. There's no price not worth paying for our young citizens! Money will go towards running current Interior programs and the coming soon IRC Incentives program.
The Department of the Interior is also in need of staffers. Secretary Irule777 has a variety of jobs available, if you're interested shoot the good Secretary a pm. In a similar vein the Department of Ambassadorial Affairs is looking for some fresh faces. Secretary Rainy Sunday, needs more ambassadors. If you’re interested the application can be found here. If you’re a new player, or have just kept a low profile up till now, and are looking for a chance to shine. The time is now. Apply for one of these jobs, do a good job, and it will be noticed.
Now a War Report from Hale26
Keeping the Average American InformedThe World At War~
 Hello there, treasured readers of our fine word-press. You may remember me from some of eAmerica's brighter war-times. I was a former War Reporter for Paul and Naz's SoM-ships. Now, back under the insanity of Sir Tyler Buublar Bublar and Emperor Proteus, I bring you our world at war. To today's war front updates ~
(America's war updates are purposely left out in this edition due to how certain I am that it will be touched upon in more apt words by a Cabinet member or the POTUS. I'll be covering international affairs this edition, with a short mention from our NSC Chair)
Russia Vs. The Ukraine | A Duel of Strange Proportions.
The great Russian-Ukraine war has taken yet another turn for the worse, with the Ukraine effectively leaving Russia in possession of no regions. Russia, up until a few days ago, had divided the Ukraine into 3 bits, occupying large parts of the border and interior regions. Neverless, this war is one that remains in constant ebb. Even now our Russian friends are winning back Moscow, 62-48.
While we have problems here at home with our own TWO occupiers, we of course send as much support to Russia as possible. However, it must be noted that the real victors in this event, wipe or not, are the Russians. The Ukraine, until relatively recently, was wiped and denied Congress by the Hungarians month after month. The Ukraine, in exchange for their freedom, has decided to not only agree to rent half their nation, but to join the opposite side. They're now becoming servants for those who occupied them for so long.
Stay Strong Russia. While our damage has been cut, and the odds are against us, Russia fights this eWar with purpose and pride. While ingame victory will be difficult, Russia has played this game in the truest way they can. The same can unfortunately not be said of the lap-dog enemies they fight.
Slovakia in the Greater German Highlands | Derpery ?Moving onto our second item, the pro-TWO nation of Slovakia currently holds two Norwegian territories after a very successful airstrike. While I understand the intent of Slovakia is to NE our Germarkian friends, it seems that their CP has hit some...snags?Hate to bring down your hopes, but it seems that this act wasn't out of malice towards TWO. TWO's divides are only in words so far; No actions yet. The Slovakian CP has apparently argued hacking according to some, and genuine mistake to others.
Either way, our sources have assured us that something interesting may be occur in the Sacred Germarkian Highlands this weekend. Given our damage output though, not is also a strong possibility. Only time will tell how the Slovakians do in the harsh Germarkian Highlands they occupy.
That's about all for this edition of War in the World. Leaving off with a quote from our NSC advisor, DMV, There are currently plans being worked out that should give us a fighting chance against TWO. Americans need to be patient, we are working very hard to ensure that we are able to liberate our territory. This isn't something that will happen tomorrow or next week but it will happen and when it does we will be stronger We are fighting against superior forces and due to the nature of the occupation we need to be prepared to fight an unconventional war against these enemies.
As you all know by now, the citizens of the eUSA and residents of the great state of Texas rose up, and booted the Serbian occupiers out. Serbia has made much of Texas belonging to them. It would appear the Serbs are gluttons for punishment and have returned for moar Texas hospitality. They still haven't learned that you don't mess with Texas. The Serbs are speeding back into Texas the local police are ready for them.
There's something about Texas that sharpens your edges. In the few days since we've been here I have noticed people toughening, growing stronger, and just a bit meaner. Check out the Texas effect on Josh Frost.
My family has roots in Texas going back more than 500 years. My ancestors came over on Spanish Galleons, lusting for gold, lands, and conquest. I recently went to South Padre Island to visit an old family homestead, while I was there, I decided to hit the beach.
Don’t lose heart America, the hardcore residents of Texas are with us. From our underground Texan strongholds we will assail our enemies who befoul our soul with their filthy boots. We will also help our Brothers to the south. North America will not tolerate foreign occupiers. For now Tyler Buublar, and the Media Department signing off. The next edition of the WHPR will be published Friday evening. In the meantime enjoy yourselves some Texas style BBQ.
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