[WHPR] Day 4875: eUS into Asteria

Day 4,875, 14:03 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room

Dateline: 26, March, 2021 (Day 4875)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

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1: War Update
2: Croatian Daydreams
3: Asteria Membership
4: Battle for Iowa, Thank You to our Fighters!

1: War Update

Currently, there are several airstrikes pending to our soil, some of which may have landed by the time of publication. This is part of the CODE pushback globally following the bannings of many kep Asteria tank accounts.

Among the airstrikes are the following:
-Air strike from Croatia to Ohio Serbia
--Croatia has landed and taken multiple states.
-Air strike from Montenegro to Moldova
-- https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/354165
--Montenegro has landed.
-Air strike from Hungary
-- https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/354172
--Hungary’s airstrike has been repelled.
-Air strike from Chile
-- https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/354173
--Chile has landed.

Decisions are being made as to how to move all our allies and TW partners around so as to block as many enemies as possible. We must prepare for a hard fight ahead, if we want to keep our cores and production online.

2: Croatian Daydreams

“Hey guys! What’s everyone up to?” I said cheerfully as I walked in the Oval office to see the cabinet members hunched over an (ironically) oval table.

I had just come in from a fabulous morning off at the spa.

“BEARY! Why are you so cheerful? Don’t you know we are at WAR here? And WHY is everyone messaging me about whether to have cake or pie? I keep getting messages from Iamnameless about what shirt he’s wearing.”

President Voots took his right hand and ran it through his perfectly coiffed mullet.

MAN, he loved that mullet.

Wilker sat down next to me and gave me a wink. He had been hinting that he thought I was cute for a while now, but I didn’t have time for that. I desperately needed to learn more about how to fight effectively, and what to do when the inevitable wipe happened.

I tried to stay focused on the task at hand, but my mind drifted to Croatia. It is so beautiful there. My last trip was filled with slow walks through Dubrovnik and swimming in the turquoise waters of the Adriatic and a gorgeous Croatian man who filled my ears with words I didn’t understand…

A loud bang snapped me back into reality. Someone had just slammed their hand down on the table. Stormin was scowling.

“We must be prepared to fight and fight hard. Powerful people have been banned, which puts us at a distinct disadvantage here. Stock up on weapons and prepare all of the soldiers to fight and fight hard.”

“Yes sir, Mr. President, sir.” I said.

I looked around at all the people in the room. Everyone looked so serious and grouchy. They all looked like they were stewing with personal attacks. It was almost like someone told them they all sucked.

I let myself drift back to the Croatian sounds in my ear… I wonder what happened to him…

3: Asteria Membership

Quite recently, the eUS passed a law to leave the Apollo alliance.

The reasoning for this is our country receiving an invitation to join Asteria.

We are now a full-fledged member of one of the big two alliances in the game.

Here is a statement from the former CP who took that giant first stride in getting our nation out of the CODE alliance: Tyler Bubblar

And a statement from another, love him or hate him, Gnil has been doing stellar work maintaining communications and positive relations with our allies this term. He is an irreplaceable member of the cabinet and our FA team, and he’s been one of the people making this move happen.

I’ve been in more cabinets than not since the whole thing started, and I will say that I think we made a good choice at the time, and I think staying strong and standing with our allies is the only way forward now. We’ve been riding high for the better part of a year, and now, we’re about to face a challenge as a nation. Together with our allies, whether we face a long-term wipe, or a complete victory on our continent, I’m happy with the countries we’re aligned with on the international stage.

4: Battle for Iowa, Thank You to our Fighters!

Among the initial airstrikes, we’ve managed to successfully repel Hungary’s attack on Iowa, and our allies are moving around to block and repel other enemy nations from our cores. We in the exec would like to thank everyone who contributed damage to the battle against Hungary, and to other battles in this war.

Huge thank you to everyone who tanked air damage in the vital round 4. Watching the battle, this seemed to be where the tables turned in our favor.

And thank you to everyone in all divisions who tanked in this battle. Below are the top 20 fighters in this invasion, thank you all, Americans and allies alike.

The war’s not over yet, we still have more countries to repel from our cores. Keep watching battle orders, and stay tuned for news about important battles. We can win this.


[WHPR] eUS into Asteria!

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