[WHPR] Day 4770: Ranking Up America

Day 4,770, 15:01 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room



Hello America, today's edition will focus on government programs aimed at incentivizing growth and individual prosperity in the eUSA.





The Chicken Dividend

The Chicken Dividend is a daily cash grant scheme benefitting all Americans, big and small, whether tanks, pilots or just plain pacifists. One of the steps taken by the new administration is funneling more funds into this program and supersizing the cash grant roughly 300% relative to previous schemes.

How to get it? Doesn't get more simple than that.


Every day Thee Dude, or one of his deputies, will shout this on the national feed. All you need to do is comment...any comment will do...money is on the way.

Growth Incentive Military Program (GIMP)

GIMP stands for “Growth Incentive Military Program”, this program is designed to support air fighters. GIMP pays you cash(CC) based on the amount of Air Combat damage you have accumulated throughout the previous week.
Building America's Air Force

The weekly grant depends on your current air rank, the number of hits you do over the week, and any new ranks you gain:

If current rank is Airman to Chief Master Sergeant*****

Weekly Payment of 6 CC per Hit (maximum of 45k cc per week)
Bonus Payment of 1k CC per rank number for ranking up (starting with Aviator)

If current rank is Wing Commander to Group Captain*****

Weekly Payment of 3 CC per Hit (maximum of 45k cc per week)
Bonus Payment of 25k CC per rank number for ranking up

How to get it?

You need to sign up for GIMP weekly. The form only requires your name and profile link. The GIMP week begins and ends at day change Sunday/Monday, so we recommend doing your GIMP request every Monday. If you want to make sure your request for the week was recorded, look here . Expect your grant to be paid 24-48 hours after the GIMP week ends. Also remember, unlike food donations, cash donations must be manually received by checking your ingame alerts.


These programs are the best of their kind in the eWorld, make the best of them for your individual growth as well as for increasing overall American military prowess...faster.

That's it for now, here's another patriotic duty: