[WHPR] 5586 New President Has a Plan!

Day 5,586, 10:46 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room
WHPR 5586 President Custer Has a Plan
Say it with flowers. Great big mushroomy flowers.

Dateline: Tuesday, March 7, 2023 (Day 5586 )
Location: James S Brady Press Room, The White House

In Today’s White House Press Report:
:1: Community Action Initiative
:2: Voice Your Opinion
:3: Answer the Call

A Quick Note: Your new President talkin’, here.
The White House Press Report is the face of The White House. The Secretary of Media is the Voice of The White House. You’re gonna see a lot less Custer the Editor around here and a whole lot more SecMed Taco– who will be joined (hopefully frequently) by pretty much every top writer and teacher in America.
Custer the President will appear, but I promised Taco I wouldn’t ramble in his paper— I have my own paper for that, so watch for it.
Today I did the WHPR.. I’ll.. go.. tighten it up right now, sir.
And tomorrow you’ll have SecMed KingTaco slingin’ letterpress and print block. You’ve seen Taco when he gets creative, and I feel good about having him front for me… so you be sure and tune in, alright.
Now, um… Hold my beer.


Community Action Initiative

You know Airstrikes.. Usually, the first volley, it’s one way to open a new War or possibly to extend one. We all get this interactive graphic on our Military page.



As you can see, there’s plenty of Cash, but we’re short of Food.
There’s always Cash, we’re always short of Food.

War Commanders are supposed to ask the President to ask Congress for whatever funding is needed to activate one of these things, but our War Leaders usually cover it out of pocket. Not a problem; when we want an Airstrike, we get an Airstrike.

But.. let’s just see if maybe more Americans are aware of this little do-dad, we’ll all check our Storage and see that the pantry is plenty full, and we can just go contribute a bunch of Food to the Airstrike.

Let’s let the fu***ng Huns know that when the next one comes, it'll be a special gift from The American People.

Oh, prizes?
If knowing that my extra couple hundred low Q Food I wasn’t using anyways, and yours, and yours and yours, all together did the job... If knowing that we personally slapped them Hun bi*ches silly for Mom and Apple Pie isn’t enough for ya... we’ll put you up a roadside sign saying “The next ten miles of Hun Misery is maintained by The American People.”

Personal Pride is what we get.
We pick up the bill before the millionaires grab it, and we show them that we’re not just kickin’ back suckin’ on every free teat we can sign up for... we know how to chip in.
We’re friggin’ Americans, dammit, and we can bomb Hungary back to the Stone Age with what’s layin’ in the back of the cupboard. Week in and week out with our collective chump change till they’re off the map and stay that way.
And know that WE picked up at least some of the tab while having a ball lighting them up.

I was on sabbatical and wasn’t here, but I know a lot of you have horror stories.. And Will. Not. Forget.
America doesn’t forget.

And.. perma-wiping Hungary is just a happy thought.. If our War Team can pull together the resources and allies.. I know they’ve got the desire, they’re all vets.
I think it’s a matter of feasibility, and.. that’s straight-up not my call.
But I think all American Veterans of the Occupation want it, and I want it for them.

Let’s see if we can fix up this Airstrike Food thing by next weekend, eh, and let ‘em know we want this.
Because... ‘Merica, bi*ches.




Voice Your Opinion

Your President has asked Congress for a special Budget Line.
You’ll find it at Discord USA’s #congress-public channel. It’s A PUBLIC DISCUSSION, and you’re THE PUBLIC, so please go tell Congress you want them to give your President money for Bribes and Beer.
Or not… but that’s crazy.

Serious business... Congress doesn’t play no frivolous Budget Discussions, this sh*t is on the permanent record.
They’re divided on this, and Your Congressmen need The People’s guidance.



Answer the Call To Community Action


Kickstart the media. Every keystroke counts.

WHPR 5586 National Initiative and Bribe Money
https://erepublik.com/en/article/2764548


White House Press Corps,
With much love,
Secretary of Media King Taco and Custer, a writer.



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