[UKRP] I Chaz, Spokesman

Day 3,355, 07:11 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by CptChazbeard

Holy sheeet I've just realised that I'm the Spokesman for the UKRP whoever they are.

As such this is my take on this month's mongress election.

"At first I didn't care so long as we managed to get at least one seat. A second could spell disaster"



"As a damning enditement of WookieO's terrible stewardship TUP and The British(ish) Patriots slowly over took us..."



"Before too long we were languishing in 4th place as UKPP skated past too"



"So the call went out to WookieO..."



"...who logged into his one account from his only computer that can't use proxies..."



"...and woke up the infamous "UKRP Night Vote..."



"...aaaand by some miracle we won and all the oldfags rejoiced along with Indian Michael Jackson impersonator, WookieO"






THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL PARTY BROADCAST ON BEHALF OF THE UKRP

UKRP COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT