[UKRP] Business as Usual!

Day 3,653, 10:18 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by certacito


SAD NEWS

It saddens me to see the end of both the PCP and the TUP in their original form after so many years (getting on for TEN) of healthy inter-party competition.

The UKRP has not been without sorrows this month. We have lost a couple of our more vocal Party Members; most notable amongst the refugees has been dear old WookieO - a multi-term Party President and Country President. He will be sorely missed in the UKRP Club, where his staure and wisdom has for so long acted as a leading force. His old leatherbound sofa over by the fireplace, where he used to stretch out whilst reciting slightly risky limericks will be kept reserved as a monument to his enduring character.


HAPPY NEWS

The Party may now be slightly smaller than it has been over the past couple of years, but it will remain a bastion of calm and civil Government - a place where new and older eUK citizens will always be welcome.

If you are the sort of person who believes in long lasting friendship and good manners - then the UKRP is the place for you.

Rest assured that as long as I keep going, the old place will be kept spick and span and that standards will be maintained!




Oh - and without Wooks, the old place is a lot less hairier - those Wookie hairs get EVERYWHERE..


CERTACITO
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