[UKPP] I F*cking Warned You...
Day 3,472, 13:13
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by WayneKerr
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Join UKPP
Run for Mongress
Win some Gold and a Medal maybe
😉R FOR NON-UKPPER's:
Join UKPP
Run for Mongress
Win some Gold and a Medal maybe
Dear UKPP,
As PP of this Party I have but two jobs, as such, to do. One is pressing the CP nomination button. Seeing as I've just managed to con CptChazbeard into joining the party on a wink wink promise of a winning Mongress seat, I shall be excrising my right as PP annd by the time you read this, he will be the new UKPP CP Candidate!
This little bit of information is not the reason I have wrote this article. I have had to write this article for two reasons. Well let's say three instead. The first reason for writing this article is because I'm a man of my word and a man of the people, I might be better in every respect, but my poo smells the same as everyone elses. If UKPP are subjected to the 'Write an article, get a Mongress seat', then surely as PP I too must write an article in order to win some gold and get yet another shiny medal.
The second reason is to give you guys a bollocking! The rules were, either post some shitty article, any article OR shitpost on other peoples articles/feeds. Yet 30 of you can't even manage that. Mad Pauly, you are excused, you may skip to the next paragraph. Thank you for reading this far. The rest of you, minus Leo Balzac and PN (shitposting) are a f*cking disgrace to the party! We have a proud history, what are you doing to write the next chapter in that? Sod all, not a bloody thing.
pretty much UKPP nowadays
I get it, I understand it, I too have a pocket full of f*cks and eRep is getting none of them. The game is wank, but in reality, the game is what you make it. Yes, we have certain game mechanics we need to abide by but the rest is a blank canvas. The truth is, it's wank, because you make it wank.
The third and final reason is to fulfil the promise I made to you all. UKPP as a whole, must produce at least 5 articles or examples of shitposting otherwise I offer an open invitation to those I call my friends and will give them winning seats instead.
This offer is open to anyone, even forigs as long as you can get into UKPP before Mongress (tomorrow) you too could have a winning seat (we are so shit nowadays that only 4 of you, gotta give myself a seat, will manage to win the gold and medal). But the more of you entering and voting could well see more of you elected!
eUK Congress, let everyone in to the country. Cheers.
trololololololol
As for you guys in UKPP, you only have yourselves to blame for not being 'represented' in Mongress this month.
Your ever loving Party President
Wayne
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fo shame UKPP, fo shame!
I like your style.
zzz
The UKPP I joined originally is dead. The activity is in UKRP. Join them instead.
The UKRP UKPPers are a bunch of fags. Dead to me and the real UKPPers. You are also one of the main reasons the eUK is as awful as it is nowadays. The UK_P's of the eUK need to have a good long hard look at themselves.
But why would they need to do that Wayne? It's all online, no need to be perfect 😃
lol
Hey Cotton!
Hey Wayne!
Zubrei and Harambe uniting forces > every other candidate.
Chaz paid me 100k cc to run him. Man be stoopid to turn down that kind of money.
Run for PP next month brah, I'll pay you 10k cc to run either Zubrei or Harambe (should he still be in eUK).
primate power 🙂
write an artice dude... instaCP. f*ck chaz
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Also, for the record, I hope Wayne does well in UKPP, and in no way want to recruit from UKPP's active user base. No bull, just wanted to say that. :3
lolactiveuserbase
oh no.
Could you be a bit more straight talking. I'm not sure I follow the gist when you are so subtle.
I like the big words
8/10. TL😉R - needs more cats.
Since I deleted the Mongress message thanks to all the Roman/Boudica crap, all I've seen is a bunch of non-trollworthy walls of text which, due to my limited attention span, I haven't bothered to read.
Seriously, people, liven up your articles with some cat gifs or something! \o/
Nothing has really been said in Mongress this term. Been a pretty shitty term all round.
Tbh, he put us from the UKPP in a group message with the BP people and the TUP and Mickey Mouse crew in another one...I can't spam ourselves 😃
I can only shit post now.
tis why you get a seat
I do not like you style (if that is what you call it)
radish
rape
rectum
reeeeee
There are lots of fun aspects to this game - being abused by you is *not* one of them.
Do try to br less unpleasant
Nothing unpleasant here, these are the 3 Rs
I do not like you... how rude, dude dont even know me brah
THAT IS CERTIFIED
You should of made it a "write an article or I WILL nominate you for mongress"
I only put my name down to give the UKPP list some filler and I really have no interest in being in congress as it is terribly depressing and the gold isn't worth the spam.
I was very much going to give you a winning seat, because I know how much you would have hated it!