[TUP] Just another congressional announcement

Day 1,463, 10:06 Published in United Kingdom USA by McAfee01

Dear East Midlands

As we get down to the nitty gritty task of the upcoming election at hand, I must ask one simple question. Why?

Why must we be all serious in an election that truly offers no political change? Why must we always vote for the same candidates that who rarely offer change? And why the hell do we buy Cher Lloyd's music?


Seriously?!

However, I come to you with a simple promise. A little promise that has forever been broken by countless politicians who have had no interest other than to run simply for some quick gold and medals.

Britain, I can do sh*t!


Really!

Let me throw some titles at you:

2x Minister of Foreign Affairs
1x Minister of Home Affairs
1x Minister of Recruitment
Ex Lt Colonel (eUK Army)
Countless terms as uM of various Ministries
Original Head of the Congressional Domestics Committee


I am dedicated to the cause, I am devoted to the welfare of the state, and I am just an outright awesome guy.

Vote me for Congress (or merely for sh*ts and giggles, if you so desire)

Vote for Waffles
Vote for Glory
Vote for McAfee01