[TTH] Poking it with a stick...
Franklin Stone
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[TTH] Poking it with a stick...
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2632424/1/20
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u could have shopped it better 🙁
I could have but I asked myself, 'Why?' I figure a half-ass article for a half-assed game...
When I was young I remember coming upon a shimmering mass of green flies. Intrigued I picked up a stick and took a poke. The flies swarmed me from the pile of cow shit they had just hatched from. I think I swallowed about half of them before I stumbled away gagging.
Oh, the lessons we learn in youth. Like bright yellow persimmons are not ripe. Also never, ever look into the culvert under a road to see what dogs are barking at. lol
I found that you should never try to tip over a sleeping Bull, especially if you're wearing a red shirt...!
Contrary to popular belief "cow tipping" is not a rodeo sport. However it is quite humorous when out on a late night drinking binge if you stay in the truck and watch your friends race around the pasture trying to escape.
Another tip:
When drunk never accept a challenge to milk a cow that later you find only has one teat.
Watching drunk friends go snipe hunting is also a favorite past time...
Oh to be young and stupid again? 😕
Ignorance is bliss.
Snipe hunting is the sport of the gods.
wow i've seen this before
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-erepublik-come-on-2632411/1/20
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Wow! No shit. Ever think that was the whole idea.
In related news, the sun rose in the east today.
Were you expecting CHS to have an original thought of any kind?
You're still here! Hi.
I am, hi!
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