[TMS] Funny?
Homer J Simpson
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Homer J Simpson
Comments
Oh god lol.. Flush Homer down the Toilet already 😛!!
What? 😛
Two string walk into a bar and the bartender says "get the f out you're string!"
So the two string leave and are sitting outside when one gets an idea.
They start twisting together and head back into the bar.
"Aren't you the string I just told to get out?" asked the bartender.
"Nope, I'm a frayed knot!" replied the string.
groooooan
I for one found the joke rather amusing 😃
Groaner....
still voted
just been on nsa.gov
typed safe sex in search box and pressed enter, and immediately after results popped out i closed the page 🙂]]]]
had to share it somewhere where it cant be used against me xD
Steps to be taken after reading this Article:
1)Tie a frayed knot
2)Hang yourself
3)Be free
I'm afraid it's too late for me : (
*a frayed : |
😒
Homer, you should be...
IMPEACHed.
\O/
Ok, I got a bad joke.. Here goes..
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender replies, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?”
Alright, one more.
Two cannibals were sitting in a bar having drinks and munching on a clown. One cannibal says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”