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Day 2,222, 15:50 Published in Canada Canada by Homer J Simpson

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Oinyo Day 2,222, 15:52

Oh god lol.. Flush Homer down the Toilet already 😛!!

Homer J Simpson
Homer J Simpson Day 2,222, 15:57

What? 😛

Exalted Druid
Exalted Druid Day 2,222, 16:04

Two string walk into a bar and the bartender says "get the f out you're string!"

So the two string leave and are sitting outside when one gets an idea.
They start twisting together and head back into the bar.

"Aren't you the string I just told to get out?" asked the bartender.
"Nope, I'm a frayed knot!" replied the string.

Oinyo Day 2,222, 16:58


megabird Day 2,222, 20:02

I for one found the joke rather amusing 😃

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 2,222, 17:27


Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 2,222, 17:26

still voted

Goxi HN
Goxi HN Day 2,222, 18:08

just been on
typed safe sex in search box and pressed enter, and immediately after results popped out i closed the page 🙂]]]]
had to share it somewhere where it cant be used against me xD

Ardikus V2
Ardikus V2 Day 2,222, 19:20

Steps to be taken after reading this Article:

1)Tie a frayed knot
2)Hang yourself
3)Be free

megabird Day 2,222, 20:04

I'm afraid it's too late for me : (

megabird Day 2,222, 21:54

*a frayed : |

klop123 Day 2,222, 19:44


Keven Traide
Keven Traide Day 2,222, 21:32

Homer, you should be...

Send love to Plato
Send love to Plato Day 2,223, 01:40


The.Dude Day 2,223, 07:25

Ok, I got a bad joke.. Here goes..

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender replies, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?”

Alright, one more.

Two cannibals were sitting in a bar having drinks and munching on a clown. One cannibal says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

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