[Swag]Tenshibo for Fed Viceroy

Day 3,254, 19:48 • Published in USA USA • by GoneAndGone


Yooooooooooooooooooooooo,

Federalist Viceroy elections are on us. I was ready to ride on into the sunset and pass the torch off, then shots rang out from fingerguns camp.

In her article she said the job I did as viceroy was quote "garbage."


Hold up!

The job described to me was to be a Federalist mascot. And, the mascot represents the party. Thus, I decided to draw inspiration on what the party is from our recent CP candidates - Orik, Yui, and Mel. Thus, I purposely chose to do nothing just like they did as President. In my defense, I thought this is what the party wanted, loved, craved, NEEDED EVEN! But maybe... I was wrong?



So guess what, I'm gonna change this up. First off, I'mma beat FG in this race. By promising to me mediocre like Orik, I'll win. Next, I'm going to act like I did something worthwhile just like Yui did, thus securing my spot of fake relevancy. Finally, Imma shit talk everyone like Mel and then quit when another cute girl shows up. Now, I know some Feds thought I wouldn't write like this again
but the writer's block is over, FG cancel your plans - I'm gonna be Viceroy. You can be VicePfeiffer.