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[Servia] Please Wipe Us Now, Baby, Oh Yes

Day 2,042, 14:18 Published in USA USA by Gnilraps

Goodnight Irene
Day 2042 of the New World
23 June, 2013

Well, it ain't exactly over yet, but if you still think eUSA can withstand this onslaught without full wipe, you are an idiot.

And let's hand it to our enemies, this wipe is painful.

OK. So let's focus on what we do next.

Give up.
Really. Stop fighting. All we are doing now is wasting tanks, food, cash, gold, Energy Bars, and whatever self respect remains. Technically, the only thing left worth fighting for is the ability to have a congress, but do we really want that?

I know that our esteemed USAF relies on the rich teet of the US Government tax revenue for its continued daily supply of tanks and food. And I realize that it takes a congress to move the funds from the country accounts into the Congressional Budget Office where it can be distributed to the MU's of the USAF.

HOWEVER We have not passed a CBO transfer since a month ago, meaning this is not a reason to need a congress next month. (Add to this fact that it would take 15 minutes to assemble a small group of wealthy eMericans willing to cobble together the 400K USD we might otherwise need to donate this amount)... if it were even a good idea.

And here's the rub: I would argue that giving our USAF a one month Shore Leave would only serve to strengthen our force relative to our competition. It's unconventional, I know, and nearly every time I raise this question someone argues with me that people will simply not stick with this game unless they have that mesmerizing red FIGHT button to click multiple times daily. But I remain convinced that the only way we will ever gain an advantage against our enemies is if we stop enabling our D1, D2, and D3 players to overclick the fight button like a bunch of crack junkies at a coke fest.

Remember. the more you click FIGHT, the faster you level up. And the faster you level up, the weaker you will be when you advance to the next Division. And the weaker you are when you reach the next Division, the more irrelevant you will be as a fighter. And the more irrelevant you are as a fighter, the more likely you will be to quit this stupid game entirely the more likely our enemy is to kick our ass on the battlefield.

In fact, I would argue that the reason we suck so bad(ly) right now is a direct reflection on how stupid we have been by throwing Q7 tanks at younger players, thinking that by giving them more tanks to click away, we are encouraging them to stick around. WRONG.

(EZC figured this out and started a training division which rewards players for NOT FIGHTING. This investment in building up strength relative to XP is precisely what our national military force should be doing, but it seems they are too invested in the brainless pursuit of facilitating the weakening of our force by giving away as many free Q7 tanks and food as possible. Let me say it: the entire "Tank Up to Rank Up" mentality is gaddam idiotic. But ignore me, what do I know?)

Anyway, that is only the first reason we don't need a congress.

The second reason we don't need a congress is because our moronic PTO jackweeds use congressional privilege to grant Citizenship to more and more of our enemies. This results in the PTO threat getting fed a constant influx of new, active blood. If we had a Top 5 free from The ldiot and his Circus of Dancing Fleas, I'd be more willing to fight for having a congress next month. But the reality is The Idiot has his party poised to take enough seats to grant dozens more citizenships to those who want to see us fail entirely. I say screw it, let's just not have a congress.

Now obviously there are a few other things that a congress can do that we need them around for. But it occurs to me that a month off might just do everyone a world of good.

So save your tanks. Save your Energy Bars. If you are D1-D2-D3, don't kill more than 25/day. Save your cash, exchange it for Gold and use it to build up training. Look for a community which rewards you for being SMART, not clicky.

And sit back while we watch our Servian overlords troll us for a month, knowing that they are actually playing into our hand beautifully.

I say let's get wiped and enjoy it.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking



Sir Vincent Vega
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WillyPedro Day 2,042, 14:25

Wipe hurts

SrbiNarodNajstariji Day 2,044, 13:24

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TheJakal Day 2,042, 14:25

You are ahead of your time Gnilraps. Voted.

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DMV3 Day 2,042, 14:27

Keeping a Congress at this point is the only reason to keep fighting. Once the election is over getting wiped makes sense so that we can close out these wars and retake everything via RWs.

Gnilraps Day 2,042, 14:32

Tell me why HAVING a congress is better than NOT having a congress?

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 2,042, 14:38

Maybe he is on the this month's list

DMV3 Day 2,042, 15:48

I'll pm you about it

DMV3 Day 2,042, 15:56

And no Thorin, I have no interest in being in Congress this month.

Evil.Elvis Day 2,044, 13:15

not having a congress will allow anyone and everyone to immigrate without restrictions, they'll just simply hit "apply", and become a citizen.

biaxident Day 2,042, 14:30


Igor Feldman
Igor Feldman Day 2,042, 14:33


George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 2,042, 14:33

are Ajay and his Dancing Fleas actually stupid enough to completely wipe the US and not have Congressional Elections in a day and a half?
are Americans smart enough to see even one step ahead in this chess game?
seems like we'd almost have to help them do it by fighting FOR our enemies to assure the complete wipe.
suppose Leadership actually does make this our D.O.s and Priorities... the 2-clickers won't do it, and the short-sighted patriots won't do it.

Mystela Day 2,042, 14:35

"And sit back while we watch our Servian overlords troll us for a month, knowing that they are actually playing into our hand beautifully."

Just as there are near daily, from the time when they first entered the game, many countries' uniforms fighting against the Serbian team,

so too there are many countries' uniforms fighting against the US, this past week, not just Serbian ones. But I realize why the focus has to continue to be, specifically on them.

I have to admit that I haven't been reading the media as much as I probably should, but I didn't think that there was a whole lot of "Servian" trolling going on. I find you don't generally see much trolling from them.

I'm glad there aren't too many players like you, with that analytic mind of your's, on your team.

Good article, Gnil. o7

Gnilraps Day 2,042, 14:37

I will love you forever Mystela.

And yeah, "Servia" is definitely the Straw Man.

Mystela Day 2,042, 14:40

Yeah I love you too. You're among the players, that when all is said & done & the game finally caves, I'll always remember. 😘*

Mystela Day 2,042, 14:38

analytical even.... ¬.¬

ShinmenTakezo Day 2,042, 14:38

:Grab Ankles:

Norbengo Day 2,042, 14:39

Love hurts, love scars
Love wounds, and marks
Any heart, not tough
Or strong enough

To take a lot of pain
Take a lot of pain
Love is like a cloud
Holds a lot of rain

This morale meltdown is priceless 😁)

Bucephalus92 Day 2,043, 21:39

bad troll is bad

Norbengo Day 2,043, 23:05

This is not even trolling Croat 😉

Japheth601 Day 2,042, 14:41


FunctionNine Day 2,042, 14:45


ArmY1948 Day 2,042, 14:47

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Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 2,042, 14:49

There is actually some sense to it, as a bigger picture. But remember that being wiped is a pain in the a** for any major operations, ffs you can't even actively set a DO for your MUs, and that's before you start looking at the economic impacts etc.
A wiped plan would at least be something to rally around.
Can't help having a major oldfg deja-vu at this point...
Good luck USA.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,042, 15:06

LoL, get help....

You may get a passing mention in one of my articles every 6 months

I seem to be the focus of all of yours.

Obsessive? Who cares. We are just one party. Play nice little child.

Jason  Welsh
Jason Welsh Day 2,042, 16:01

what happened to "let Servia have Texas, they're our greatest ally?"

Jon Barack Bluejacket
Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 2,043, 17:37

This is a little hard to believe coming from the biggest attention whore in this game. When was the last time someone published an article anywhere that RGR did NOT feel a compelling urge to comment on?

Viarizi Day 2,044, 00:50

RGR you are the eternal leader of AFA
Save us from the wipe grand master!

NueveOcho Day 2,042, 15:29

kinda crier article 😕

kuckuck Day 2,042, 15:30


Curogane Day 2,042, 15:37


I had similar thoughts and hadn it not been for pride,I would fight only for the DO....

Jasher Day 2,042, 18:29

looks like they will just leave Florida

Valiant Thor
Valiant Thor Day 2,043, 02:13

We could ask Brozil to airstrike Florida!

DerkaJ Day 2,042, 19:13

i say fu.. them all ... come on guys!
eUSA fight back!
dont give up!!!

Gant tommy
Gant tommy Day 2,043, 22:12


NorthAfricaCorps Day 2,043, 03:25


Arn.Magnusson Day 2,043, 04:20

"And sit back while we watch our Servian overlords troll us for a month, knowing that they are actually playing into our hand beautifully."

You are a genius,a pure genius.I really mean that : p And for all this time countries have been giving their best to keep the congress and all of sudden a genius like you shows up and realizes "We dont need the congress". You're brilliant.

Gnilraps Day 2,043, 04:44

Thanks, man, thanks.

Carlos Diaz I
Carlos Diaz I Day 2,043, 04:26

Bet in Confederations Cup and Formula 1!

Free 2q food for voting

SpartansAreYouReady Day 2,043, 07:05

You are not very bright ... lots of D's in school, right?

Sir LeatherNeck
Sir LeatherNeck Day 2,043, 07:34

I do not often agree with Gnilraps, but when I do, I do wholeheartedly. Lots of good points.

Gnilraps Day 2,044, 08:55

I miss having you around more than you'd probably believe...

N3mesis Day 2,043, 07:44

ahhh.. nonsenses

samdoo Day 2,043, 17:38

Voted... Wait.. I thought you were the Secretary of defense.. According to the Official EUSA forums you still are.,16390.0.html

Use that somehow still existent power and Control the USAF.. muwhahaha an evil plot.

Kortanul Day 2,043, 22:08

Voted. Good article, I actually intend to stop fighting and go back to the training program myself once we finish the elections crap.

Philip Blackadder Rosovsky
Philip Blackadder Rosovsky Day 2,043, 22:36

You got my vote

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