[Serious]Military Recruitment Article

Day 991, 06:34 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Hassan Pesaran

Hi everyone

Just before we start, I had noticed that all the people with loads of subscribers and popular articles put a "[ ]" tag in their article title. Since I also have loads of subscribers, and have the ambition to create popular articles, I figured I should also put a "[ ]" tag in my article. So there it is. Pretty huh?

So one of those military commanders, it was Count Drakula, asked me to make a Military Recruitment Article which is [Serious]. Here are some reasons you should join the Military:

- They have an IRC channel which has really cool people in and they make jokes which are obscene. These jokes sometimes hurt my feelings, but most of the time they are quite amusing and make me do an inside smile.

- They give you guns. For free. FREE. That means, you don't have to pay for them. That is so cool.

- With those guns you FIGHT. Even better, you get to fight with your friends. Killing Nazis (replace Nazis with EDEN in this case) is even better with friends; everyone knows that. When you pull off that sick headshot (replace headshot with critical hit in this case), having your friends there so you can say "YEAH I OWNED THAT PUNK" is great.

- So where are these friends coming from? The military of course! They enable you to get friends. There are always at least 50 bored, but mostly interesting, people idling in the military IRC channels so you can talk to them and make friends. However, I have to add that you won't make friends automatically - you have to be relatively interesting and cool yourself. That is quite an important life lesson by the way: make friends by being cool and interesting. If you aren't cool and interesting, be nice and attractive. If you aren't any of those four things, sorry - I can't dont anything for you.

Ok so those are some great reasons to join, But just how do you join?! Well, follow these easy steps:

- Find an IRC client. Dont use a web browser one, they're crap. Use google to find one.

- Then connect to rizon!

- Connect to rizon by typing /server irc.rizon.net into your IRC client which you found from google. Aside: Rizon is only used by anime perverts and eRepublik. Coincidence? I think not.

- Once you have connected to rizon, type /join #army.training into your IRC client.

- Once inside, ask in your most polite internet voice whether you can join the Army. I am sure some nice person will help you from there on in.

I hope this [Serious] article has been both serious and informative. If you are still reading, thanks!