[SColbert] Remove the Corrupt! Vote USWP for Congress!
Day 3,351, 11:42
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by SColbert
Hello Nation,
Below you stands the symbol of your oppression. SFP, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man, Franklin Stone, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice!
You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you tearing down this CORRUPT INSTITUTION! Let me tell you the truth about Franklin Stone from the words of eUS Secretary of Swag, Tenshibo. "Whereas Franklin Stone has admittedly taken actions to both undermine our nation's security and hurt the community as a whole, I move that this congressional body blacklist him permanently." And do you accept this traitor's blacklist? And do you accept the blacklist of all of these traitors?! Of all the corrupt, and self righteous that preach a unifying government while tearing down the very defenses that keep it safe!?
We take the eUS from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity - and we give it back to you, the people. The eUS is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. But start by storming Congress and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve, for an army of the oppressed will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blacklistings will be had. The SFP will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great country... it will endure. The eUS will survive.
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ur first image dont work fam. cant host from imgur. erep gets mad.
Vote USWP! Remove the traitors, and the corrupt!
Will baneposting ever end?
Please make sure all of your congressmen speak English. Thank you.
This might come as a surprise to you but here in America we welcome people of all creeds to take part in this experiment we call our country. We do not hate and discriminate because others are not exactly like us. We do not put arbitrary restrictions based on our personal biases on those trying to serve their country.
That might be the norm in SFP, but here in the USWP and in the eUS we say no to discrimination.
Those don't even debate, they are just placeholders. But it does you a favor: less stupid USWP policies presented!
Let's make a deal, we'll not run people who make you uncomfortable because they're different than you, and you guys don't run people who risk national security, and violate the constitution.
You can't keep your side of this bargain, obviously. It's a fake offer.
Unlike you I have influence/power.
If you promise not to run Franklin Stone and Ya Boi we won't run candidates who speak a language you don't like.
And you are who? We run who we want, that is those that win our democratic primaries.
And with all of that influence and power you can now kiss my shiny bottom.
Well right now I am the Speaker of the House, and Vice Party President of USWP. That's what I am currently.
Well I tried to compromise with you. I'm sorry you're so adverse to working together on issues concerning the both of us. I can't help you if just hate the basic tenets that make government work. It's a shame you hate democratic norms so much.
You guys are just too corrupt to ever compromise to help our country.
Do your job, run your party and stop interfering elsewhere. Our party is our business.
You were the one who seemed concerned about who my party was running, and what languages they speak. I merely offered you a solution to sooth your biases.
You wrote a hit piece against our party. You're biased. You are fake news, so shut up! LMAO
' It's a shame you hate democratic norms so much.'
Currently, we are not a Democracy, we are a Dictatorship led by a Tyrannical Congressional Majority....
And so the corrupt SFP continues to try to silence the majority by attempting to legitimize the people's duly elected public servants. The majority of Americans voted us to serve them, but those at SFP would rather stifle the voices of those they are bound to assist.
It is truly a shame that SFP has become a haven of the corrupt, liars, and traitors. From the traitor Franklin Stone, to the liar Ya Boi, and the corrupt party president Salt, SFP is a mess, and needs to be locked up!
Weak propaganda, 1/10
my name was mentioned.
whaddup tho?
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Say no to blacklisting. People elected to the congress must have a voice!
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Ah and here is one of those corrupt office seekers trying to plant his roots of corruption in our government.
Ya Boi is a well known bought and payed for politician who takes from those in need in order to line his pockets.
I find it interesting that in one comment you talk about the eUS not discriminating ("..here in America we welcome people of all creeds") and giving everyone a voice, but in another you talk about how a group you disagree with shouldn't be allowed to run. Seems a little biased :3 Personally I don't care about the topic at hand, I just thought this all sounded partisan and NOT pro-eUS. The fact you felt it necessary to quote someone well known to prove your point showed it was meant to propagate. Basically you talk about corruption, but at the same time attempt to use political tools to slant the view of your readers to rise up against another group. Sounds like propaganda, which is usually used by corrupt organizations.
The people I "disagree with" is someone who has violated the constitution, and another who is attempting to undermine national security over a petty personal vendetta. It shouldn't be just my opinion that those kind of people shouldn't be in congress. I would hope others might share my concerns.
As to the rest of your comment, this is a troll article. If that isn't apparent to you, then maybe you should reexamine how seriously you take yourself.
If saying I'm too serious is your only rebuttal to my character, then I think I'm doing perfectly fine. As to the post being a troll, that doesn't mean it was written well nor does it mean that it carried itself well. Troll posts are the lowest types of humor as they require very little thought.
It's obvious you are uniformed, and have been unable to keep up with current events. Please go back to being self-righteous, and "non-partisan." Your shtick is boring.
Haha the fact I've annoyed you enough to get a response like that is hilarious. Usually those who use self-righteous to describe someone usually are the ones who are. And if I'm so boring why are you so engaged? lel
This is not personal.
fingerguns -our Dictator- informed Congress that Wild Owl had misappropriated 1 million CC during the recent UK 'war' after she gave him access to here account.
That is called account sitting and is against the rules. The claim was made that since it was a CP/D account that the account sitting was legal. I simply contacted Admin to find out if your side of the Political spectrum are correct and that kind of account sitting is overlooked by Admin.
If you are correct then you have nothing to worry about and this too shall pass....
Ah the traitor Franklin Stone come to justify his actions to undermine national security. Franklin is corrupt and needs to be locked up!
locked up? why? according to you the accused did nothing wrong.
Pfeiffer Period defected to the UK, helped our enemies wipe America and then got his citizenship reinstated by a friend in Congress. If that is being an American then I am glad you think I am unAmerican....
If you won't own up to your own crimes how do you expect anyone to take your declarations seriously?
I have confessed over and over again to the one crime I am guilty of and that is Multi accounts. I have confessed over and over again I am against the Dictatorship and would see it removed.
However...
Have I ever defected?
Have I ever fought against American Troops in American Core Regions alongside the enemy?
Have I ever changed my Citizenship in order to enrichen myself at the expense of my country?
Have I ever pushed my request for reinstating my Citizenship through a Congressional friend?
Many citizens have been Blacklisted for those offenses and yet Pfeiffer Period has committed every one of those acts and has not once been punished.
Please stop changing the topic. You've admitted to your crimes, and refuse to hold yourself accountable.
Where did I change the subject? I have again confessed my crimes in front of the entire world. Yet you will not admit that your daddy is the biggest traitor this country has ever seen. Whats' worse is you think it was perfectly alright for Wild Owl to misappropriate 1 million CC during the UK war.
Folks; just remember who is the biggest warmongering, blacklisting and dictator craving party.
Not that it will matter. It's just a game, but some people really want to win.
SFP is corrupt and needs to be locked up! Return the power to the people!
In this response who exactly is "the people" are we now segregating certain players from others in an attempt to say who is and is not an actual eAmerican? Which beliefs are and are not eAmerican? I swear you contradict yourself on purpose for the lolz.
90% of eAmericans agree with me. Actions that undermine the security of our country are un-American. It's not that difficult to understand.
I still love you S.C.
Not even 50% agree, SColbert. You are fake news!
lol,
good one SC.