[SColbert] Deceived

Day 3,336, 12:12 Published in USA USA by SColbert
My time has come. For 3 years, I prepared. I grew stronger. While you rested in your cradle of power, believing your people were safe, and protected. You were trusted to lead the Republic but you were deceived, as my powers of Pfiefferist elitism have blinded you. You assumed no force could challenge you and now finally I have returned.

You were deceived. And now, your Republic shall fall.

Today is the end of the Republic! The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder! At this very moment in a system far from here, the Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome CG!

This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished democracy! ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL BOW TO DICTATORSHIP!!! AND WILL REMEMBER THIS AS THE LAST DAY OF THE REPUBLIC!!!