[Presidential Address] eUS can not hold down eCanada!
Day 2,367, 14:43
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by DMV3
My fellow eCanadians,
It has become apparent that the eUS is unable to fight a war with eCanada by themselves. They have been forced to call in backup. We have had such great success against the enemy that they can no longer fight the war by themselves. Apparently it takes at least two bullies to hold us down.
This would bring a normal nation to its knees, but we're eCanadian. This will harden our resolve and we will make our enemies regret the day they decided to mess with us. eCanada can not be bullied. We will fight on.
For the time being I am asking all eCanadians to refrain from using their resources. Please only use your food fights until further notice. We will be making a stand, but for now conserve energy bars and bazookas until further notice.
These cowards will pay dearly for their actions. Together we shall fight on, and together we will stand up to these imperialists.
Keep up the good fight eCanada, our best days are ahead of us.
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Chile will learn the same lesson as the Americans: Canada is the mightiest of all nations!
fastest lightning
Please do share whatever you're smoking.
hands Wild Owl penis shaped bong to see if he falls for it. Everyone have your cameras ready please. 🙂
The fact that you had a penis shaped bong in the first place is very worrying...
All smoking materials resemble the penis. In canada we have fine Havanas, while you guys down south have virginia slims, but that's another matter altogether.
That is three awesome comments in a row.
😃
The war in the media is way more fun than the actual war.
♫kungfood figthing♬
Canada, one of few eNations i respect. o7
Agreed
o7
HOW DARE YOU!!!
Shut up!
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
o7
o7
I stand on guard..... for thee
o7
I ... AM ... CANADIAN!
And I AM A NICE PERSON!
me too eh!
Yeah, and me
inb4 amurikans come saying like they had no idea about Chile NE.
Nope. It'll be "this was all part of the master plan all along forever" They've been planning since 1973 you know.
o/
o7
And the tears just keep coming.
Hoot hoot!
Tears that cost you 3 million CC.
Seems rather wasteful to me.
hoot hoot
No tears, we're not the one who had to cry to our allies for support against a nation with 1/6th our damage.
And they are delicious 🙂
What tears? You mean to tell me you got the waterworks because big bad USA cannot handle little tiny defenseless Canada? Really, don't cry....everything's gon' be okay. Big bro Chile got you.
Atleast we have big bros who respond.
Still waiting for your friends..
See, I told you everything would feel better. Now wipe the tears off and go ride your tricycle.
Just wait & see what actually happens re Chile - it may well be all noise & little action
Wildowl is not a very bright person.
Not a bright person? I am surprised it can even speak.
LOL Wild Owl, I cannot believe you think it is a positive thing that you have a "big bros" who responds to your call for help. How can you justify your stance here? eUSA has vastly more power and you needed to call for help... What does that say about your nation? You guys brag on how much you got, how strong you are and yet, you are calling for help... against Canada? I am sorry but if I was part of the eUSA, I'd be embarrassed to have to call on any help at all. It's really sad, you can't help your allies when we strike, and now you need to call for help from your allies. How long do you think they are going to keep you around if you need to piggy back on them while they babysit you?
"Atleast we have big bros who respond"
I saw that. I guess a rejection is considered a response LOL.
So you think 😉
lol, why would we have tears here? You guys just showed you are weak and cannot hold Canada on your own. You guys claim you are so high and mighty and yet, you cannot hold down a nation that is vastly smaller than you in strength. You guys should be embarrassed. I am surprised people would be willing to support such a weak nation.
It is unfortunate when people believe might is right - Hitler and Putin would approve of your position
Whatever we can do to help we will, best wishes from Australia O7
France is there with you. Let them come!
Such drama.
Little content.
Concise malcontents.
MEK will be here.
MEK Stronk! Thus the eUSA cry for Chile to help them.
But since the eUS never has time for it allies, Chile doesn't quite feel like it.
Voted for calling spineless cowards what they are!
Lul, right, called our friends. Called them to come eat at the buffet.
We are social and all that.
called them to a buffet that you cannot finish yourselves... nice. You guys shouldn't start something if you can't finish it. Now you just look weak.