[President] Sweden releases Sjaelland to Germark
Day 2,691, 16:58
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Many Scandinavians are right now spending their Easter holidays getting drunk and therefore I fear that our cognitive skills are probably not suitable for reading lenghty chunks of text right now.
Thus, I will try to be brief.
1. Sweden has no need for the resources in Sjaelland.
2. As it turns out, Danes are not very fond of people from Scania (although scanians seem to love Danes, which makes for a quite awkward Mr. Gray-like relationship between those two groups).
In this last day of my ninth month as president of Sweden, I have therefore decided that:
Sweden will release the region Sjaelland back to the Denmark, decision effective immediately.
A resistance war has already been initiated by me and members of the Swedish armed forces. I'm expecting to see some Swedes fighting on the Swedish side, as we rarely see Swedish wars these days and they are starved for TP medals.
But I want to underline that it is my desire to see the region released back to its rightful owners. What they decide to do with it afterwards is up to them.
Also, one last note: Stente ows me yet another beer.
Valnadicious
President for one more week
Keeper of The Cake
Loser of The Faith
Thus, I will try to be brief.
1. Sweden has no need for the resources in Sjaelland.
2. As it turns out, Danes are not very fond of people from Scania (although scanians seem to love Danes, which makes for a quite awkward Mr. Gray-like relationship between those two groups).
In this last day of my ninth month as president of Sweden, I have therefore decided that:
Sweden will release the region Sjaelland back to the Denmark, decision effective immediately.
A resistance war has already been initiated by me and members of the Swedish armed forces. I'm expecting to see some Swedes fighting on the Swedish side, as we rarely see Swedish wars these days and they are starved for TP medals.
But I want to underline that it is my desire to see the region released back to its rightful owners. What they decide to do with it afterwards is up to them.
Also, one last note: Stente ows me yet another beer.
Valnadicious
President for one more week
Keeper of The Cake
Loser of The Faith
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"Also, one last note: Stente ows me yet another beer."
Not a danish beer i hope 😉
A Swedish beer then? Really?
Blå Pripps FTW!!
http://simonlindahl.com/sites/default/files/3d-mariestads-02.jpg
Looks good actually
/me gone to the supermarket to get some
Ushlau, I hope you didn't try it. Good appearance, but dissapointing content. With all the micro breweries popping up in Copenhagen, you don't want to try any of the supermarket brands from either country.
But if you want to try something neat from Sweden, you should definitely try something from Gotlands bryggeri (http://www.gotlandsbryggeri.se/hem/). Sitting Bulldog or Sleepy Bulldog are two decent candidates (if you're into IPA). I try to support the Ocean brewery from Gothenburg, but to be honest I feel that Gotlands bryggeri is the better one right now.
Fattade tyvärr för sent att vi skulle förlora men det verkar tack och lov inte har gjort någon större skada (vet inte om DO:n ändrades till Sverige vid dagskiftet eller om jag i min lycka över att att se en svensk strid tryckte utan att tänka).
fulllt ös medvetslös! Grattis till CH 🙂
Det kostade några bars att rätta till det men danskarna var snälla o hade CO 🙂