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[POTUS] Special Report - Day 2464

Day 2,464, 01:26 Published in USA USA by dmjohnston


Today is a good day, eAmerica.



Mood Music: Time to dance!



The Department of Homeland Security spends a lot of time working behind the scenes to keep our country safe. In recent months, there’s only really been one person that we as a nation can all agree is an enemy of our way of life, and month after month, we unite to keep him out of power. Today marks another great stride.


If you don’t know who Ajay Bruno (Pizza the Hut,General Cartman Lee, Ronald Gipper Reagan, Lauren EIlola, and likely others) is and you’re up for a little reading, check out the back story on the eUS forum. It’s a pretty comprehensive look at what has brought us to this point.

This month, DHS once again made preparations to prevent Ajay from taking over another party. The two months before, he had managed to seize a party with a last minute move to a party without anyone on the ballot. This time, he took a different approach. He ran for Party President in one party and then switched to one with an empty ballot (Kria is our Kween) after reset when the election was already ongoing. Since eRepublik thought he was on a ballot, at the end of the election day, the coding of elections created a conflict.


Some portions of the party showed that, as expected, the previous President, Ralph Ericson, remained as Party President. However, other portions showed the Ajay was now the new President despite never having ran in the party. This allowed him the power to change party information, endorse himself for the next Presidential race, etc. When Artela brought this egregious error and blatant cheating of the system to my attention, I responded the way I do best: I opened a ticket.

Admin tickets can be annoying. I still have one open from months ago about a bug that is in “Still Analyzing” status. However, I’ve noticed that as a Country President, I tend to get an answer pretty quickly. In a record pace, just 14 minutes after my ticket was submitted, I received an answer.


Just like that, the latest incarnation of Ajay was dead. Now that 4 of his better known accounts have all been permabanned for rule violations, you have to wonder when it will end and the admins will finally have to find a way to keep him out permanently. Until then, we’ll continue to keep a watchful eye on the horizon for his return under a new name. Maybe his rhetoric will improve this time around, but I doubt it.

This is a victory for eAmerica. Let’s celebrate together.


Dio bless you, and Dio bless the eUnited States of America.
 

Comments

dmjohnston
dmjohnston Day 2,464, 01:26

A new era begins, my friends.

marcelbok
marcelbok Day 2,464, 01:30

Dio bless the States!

Votado

FightAndProduce
FightAndProduce Day 2,464, 01:35

#rekt

Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Day 2,464, 01:37

Great news, although he'll be back for sure

Garmr
Garmr Day 2,464, 01:38

Poor Ajay 🙁

RaccoonGoon
RaccoonGoon Day 2,464, 01:51

Well that was unexpected.

Though he'll probably be back shortly, I hope he takes some time off to reflect. Honestly, if I were in his position, I would have told this game and everyone in it to screw off long ago, and now might be a good time.

Slippyfist Clark
Slippyfist Clark Day 2,464, 01:51

He should have time enough to remember to register himself on the ballot in real life now! rekt.

Dave Gulya
Dave Gulya Day 2,464, 02:07

Great job Mr. President!

Derphoof
Derphoof Day 2,464, 02:17

Wow, 360 no scope MLG Pro-Ticketed #rekt

He dun got:

Anally Assassinated.
Rectally Ravished.
Colon Crucified.
Numb Bum.
Demolished Derriere.
Asshole Annihilated.

dmjohnston
dmjohnston Day 2,464, 07:40

What...what just happened?

kirintaimu
kirintaimu Day 2,464, 02:34

congratulations on your glorious victory, fearless leader. frankly, i'm thankful for the ajays of erep, they keep it mildly intertaining in a slapstick sort of way; what i mean is, i admire him for keeping it up, even if that is simply a product of his curious brain chemistry. he is thoroughly one french fry short of a happy meal.

kirintaimu
kirintaimu Day 2,464, 02:38

http://i.imgur.com/cEsWhDD.png

come back soon, ajay ❤

Iamnameless
Iamnameless Day 2,464, 02:46

voted with enthusiasm

The Mike
The Mike Day 2,464, 03:07

That's a victory. But now it will only get harder for the DHS (:

dmjohnston
dmjohnston Day 2,464, 07:41

He's pretty easy to detect. We should run a contest to see who can guess his next rhetoric theme.

Tiamati
Tiamati Day 2,464, 03:17

Interesting Development; However...

RGR left the party BEFORE rollover on Election Day; upon which "Pants" was indeed Party President for a short period of time on election day before the voting concluded which brings up an interesting issue...

It would seem that if a candidate from party A moves to party B with no votable candidate the coding of PP elections is not equipped to handle the "stack overflow" hence making this an oversight of Plato's coding team...

Surprising that this bug has not been discovered earlier in even smaller eRep nations before now.

Oblige
Oblige Day 2,464, 11:26

Not many nations have the massive glut of derelict parties that the eUSA does.

ASecretSource
ASecretSource Day 2,465, 14:03

Parties should be automatically erased if there is no PP candidate on election day!

Tiamati
Tiamati Day 2,465, 20:09

If there is no candidate the current PP merely carries over to the next term; hence the "double. PP" aspect of this case.

Jimmy Cincinnati
Jimmy Cincinnati Day 2,464, 04:05

Poor ole Tom Hanks.

Martin Reichert
Martin Reichert Day 2,464, 04:29

~INSURGIO~ eGeronimo is gone for now woohoo!!!!!

Sideswipe
Sideswipe Day 2,464, 05:58

Assassination is a new CP feature? This alone could win you a third term haha

Alex Lawrence
Alex Lawrence Day 2,464, 07:33

Nice snipe boss

Kaminarinote
Kaminarinote Day 2,464, 07:34

This announcement makes me so hard. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Wooky  Jack
Wooky Jack Day 2,464, 08:33

I noticed how he did that as I was watching PP elections. I didn't think to report it because, well, who would have thought admin would punish something like this.

Color me shocked! But, yes, I am happy he is gone...for now.

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 2,464, 11:02

Ding Dong the Bitch is Dead!

Artela
Artela Day 2,464, 11:03

I did report this... about 10 minutes before DMJ 😛

dmjohnston
dmjohnston Day 2,464, 11:07

You're the one that brought it to my attention, I'll edit that in, lol.

Artela
Artela Day 2,464, 11:10

lol

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 2,464, 11:11

See my comment on Tyler's article, Artela! \o/

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 2,464, 11:10

I hope he comes back as Churchill again

Jude Conners
Jude Conners Day 2,464, 11:11

We ALL do!

PigInZen
PigInZen Day 2,464, 11:18

Oh snap

Oblige
Oblige Day 2,464, 11:27

First DMJ article I've voted. Though shame on him for not giving Artela adequate credit.

loftedraptor
loftedraptor Day 2,464, 11:31

LOL! Some folks got nothing better to do than bully poor old Ajay!

Animis
Animis Day 2,464, 11:36

Ajay who? 🙂

OfficerFriendly
OfficerFriendly Day 2,464, 12:15

Maybe he can focus on his South Carolina Congressional campaign now!

http://ajaybruno.wix.com/brunoforcongress

Faik.Konica
Faik.Konica Day 2,464, 13:42

from this moment,albanians wll support PTO in eUS.
Long Live Serbian Friendship.

creitzell
creitzell Day 2,464, 13:48

Damn the RGR account lasted for a long time. Ajay must have set a personal record.

morningblur
morningblur Day 2,464, 17:47

Well as this game is a simulation of real life there is precedent for this. In real life Obama has a fairly active policy of using drones to kill terrorists.(possibly the only good policy he has) So it seems eRepublik has provided our ePresident with the ability to kill terrorists in the game. Well done Mr President, well done. May Dio always bless you.

Weapon Frayer
Weapon Frayer Day 2,464, 21:24

And a warmonging assasin named....

Sheen or Roosevelt?

YOU DECIDE.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,464, 00:35

We FINALLY got rid of that guy! It's about time!

Praise be to Joseph Smith.... a true Prophet who totally translated those magical ancient scrolls he found and didn't make it up!

Praise be to Plato!

Tyler Bubblar
Tyler Bubblar Day 2,465, 02:02

You really are a disgusting person.

Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Day 2,465, 02:19

And he's back again, unbanned

PigInZen
PigInZen Day 2,465, 03:29

unlike

Fitisin
Fitisin Day 2,465, 17:18

He screwed up his campaign for the Senate in South Carolina: http://ajaybruno.wix.com/brunoforcongress

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,465, 22:00

House of Representatives. Learn the difference. There will be other battles 🙂

morningblur
morningblur Day 2,465, 22:48

So basically you are saying you intend to waste your time again. Even you have to realize you don't have a chance in hell of actually winning an election to Congress. There has to be a degree of likability to win and you not only have zero, you actually damage the Conservative movement by even claiming to be on our side of politics. Ajay I'm as Conservative as they come, and I find you to be bat shit crazy. Those of us who actually donate to campaigns will never waste resources on someone like you who we view as more of a liability than asset. If the average voter has a thirty second conversation with you, it will turn that voter from Conservatism as they may get the mistaken idea that you actually represent Conservative values and beliefs.

 
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