[PotUS] Operation Bagel Bomb

Day 3,558, 18:41 • Published in USA USA • by WhydoIbotherToo


Good day America, and I do mean GOOD DAY! We are going to WAR! Start loading up those B-52s with all the Bagels you can find. Day old, week old, month old, half eaten, onion, everything, cinnamon raisin (especially these abominations), with schmear, without… Get them ready folks. We are dropping Bagel Bombs on all of Israel!

We will rain holy hell bagel fire down upon them, relishing the cries of “oy vey” from below, as we destroy their bagel economy with all our surplus bagel bombs .

She's ready, are you?