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[POTUS] Final thanks, and cleaning out the desks

Day 1,812, 18:55 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.
From the desk of the President

Good evening, America.

There are only 9 hours left in my term as President, and it's been an eventful month.

I'm going to publish a lot over the next few days, to look back over various things, but this article will be a series of thank you's...because I felt it was important I thank my closest friends for helping me through the month while still actually President.

I'm not going to thank everyone here, because that article would be incredibly long, so I'm going to do the highlights here. Please know that every member of my cabinet has been important to me this month, and I will thank each of them on IRC and on the forums. Below is the list of senior cabinet secretaries from my Administration.

Vice President: fingerguns

Chief of Staff: Molly Emma

National Security Council Director: John Jay

Secretary of Defense: Maxx Johnson

Secretary of State: Dr Luis Sentieiro

Secretary of the Interior: Kodos

Secretary of Education: emdoublegee

Secretaries of Media: George Armstrong Custer, Civilanarchy, John Killah, New Azazel

Secretary of the Treasury: Kemal Ergenekon

Note to President-Elect Cerb on the desk, I prepare to leave the Oval for the last time

First, I need to congratulate my friend (and future brother-in-law) Cerb on once again being elected President. Not only has he been a good friend and advisor to me, but he will be an excellent President for this country.

Vice President fingerguns arranges her post-Vice Presidency media tour

My Vice President fingerguns has become a very good friend of mine over the last six weeks, and our month together has only strengthened that friendship. A reliable sounding board, confidant, and my always lovely eNPR Co-Host, fingerguns will one day make an excellent President.

Inwegen, Vanek, Artela - The three of you have long been much better friends than simply people I play eRep with. Inwegen, sorry I'm going to be Cerb's brother-in-law and you're just 'that other guy'. Vanek, the Sabres suck. Deal with it. Artela, you're coming to America soon...your invitation to join the Tri-Force at Mardi Gras is still open. 😛

Molly - We might not be married here as we are in <other eRep like game>, but your support is as invaluable as ever. Thank you for taking care of the stuff I often forgot about...and sometimes didn't forget about. 🙂

John Jay - You broke your leg. I lol'd a bit. Other than that, you were a solid NSC Director this month, thanks for doing some of the stuff I didn't want to do. Also you broke your leg.

Maxx - Thanks for letting me chill with you in ST6, I look forward to being able to do so again in the future. Your expertise in managing military units is reminiscent of some of the Generals of olden times.

Dr 'Sexy Time' Luis - Your ambassador report compilations were always helpful, and I'm interested to see how you manage working with Molly as Co-CoS. You have potential, just keep putting the effort in and you'll do very well.

Kemal - cCc Kemal Reyiz cCc you are my number one brown brother...tied with sisisi.

emdoublegee - Give me a job when you're President.

Media Dudes - Custer you're old. Civil are you still alive? John Killah you smell funny. New Azazel...not so new. Thanks for publishing stuff cause Lord knows I couldn't have done all that. You guys did good work this month, and I appreciate it all.

The final cabinet meeting...fingerguns demanded she wear a suit

I won't bore you with more details, just know that it has been a great honor to serve this country as President.

If any of you have questions or need anything, drop me a message.

As always, I am...

Yours in Service,
~Henry Pfeiffer Arundel
President of the United States

PS - Nave says hi.

PPS - Some former Presidents used to marry I'm doing the opposite. The traitor AlleyRat is no longer married to super-patriot and badass d2 tank Beach Bunny. Executive Order #199782 is on file for review, and carries the weight of law.


Pfeiffer. Day 1,812, 18:56

First reserved for all future Presidents.

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,812, 19:01

brb shouting and stuff

kushtrimzz Day 1,812, 19:02

Hail Pfeiffer o/

bigcdizzle Day 1,812, 19:03

Cool stuff. Classy in fact.


Sir LeatherNeck
Sir LeatherNeck Day 1,812, 19:04

I broke my leg.


Kell Draygo
Kell Draygo Day 1,812, 19:11

I'm sure some fgts will spin your term into it being one of the worst terms ever.

Also, inb4 Dru Blood comes in to fellatio this article.

Dinnyin Day 1,812, 19:12

You did well Pfeiffer. I look forward to continuing to spar with you in #FedPartyChat. o>

Vanek26 Day 1,812, 19:13

Thanks cutie.

Artela Day 1,812, 19:13

Yay! Mardi Gras!

Dio Salaar
Dio Salaar Day 1,812, 19:15


Hernando augusto
Hernando augusto Day 1,812, 19:25


Kemal Ergenekon
Kemal Ergenekon Day 1,812, 19:32

Pfeifferist Propaganda


szeredai Day 1,812, 19:33

sorry but i dont see the american dream, the ameican ower...sry bad president un this time...the all of military campaingi was a failure..srry but thi is not a votable article...go and hide yourself...

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,812, 19:39

That photoshop job was about as good as your Presidency.

szeredai Day 1,812, 19:40

'american power....

szeredai Day 1,812, 19:40

'american power....

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 1,812, 19:45

Pfeiffer, you're still a dick.
but a pretty good President.
thanks for the experience.

Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 1,812, 19:47

Thank you Pfeiffer and I look forward to work with you.

America it was a nice month, keep it up.

RGR, get off you PTOer.

Inwegen Day 1,812, 19:53

You've done me proud, bro. This was deserved and a long time coming. Couldn't be happier for you.

So, you're marrying Cerb's brother then? Was wondering who was going to. We'll be one big family. Me with his sister, you with his bro, him with some hot law intern.

Yay for mardi gras! Haha@JJ

emdoublegee Day 1,812, 20:02

Good working with you pfeiffer! Lot of fun getting to know you, rather than just the "elitist asshole" toted in all the papers. As for the rest of the cabinet, it was fun serving with all of you and I look forward to doing it more!

Rona1d Day 1,812, 20:27

Nice job

Thedillpickl Day 1,812, 20:41

Well ya did it. Hope the wait was worth it! 😃:D

Quick! You still have a chance to tell me I'm a dumbass whilst you are still the 'boss'.

Also, stfu Ajay. His PS of Fingerguns was a joke. You try to pass off yer PS works-o-crap as real. 😛:P

Molly Emma
Molly Emma Day 1,812, 21:18

I never doubted you always had it all under control. It was a good month. 🙂

Chutley Day 1,813, 23:25

well done, old friend.

MaestroAkel Day 1,813, 23:26

Pfeiffer \o/
U did great

Waruda Day 1,813, 23:57

5/10 😛

just kidding : )

Viarizi Day 1,813, 00:30

Fluffy go home!

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,813, 00:35

445 votes


nuff' said

HKa41 Day 1,813, 00:42


Gaara Killah
Gaara Killah Day 1,813, 00:45

Great month, excellent President and supporting staff. I hope you enjoyed it my friend. You demonstrated honor, courage and commitment to the job you held this month. The Navy would be proud! Keep up the excellent work and keep our enemies at bay!



Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 1,813, 00:58

Ronald Gipper Reagan, you don't understand english, do you? We said "get off"! Go to your little party, go to your little serbian pto friends, but leave America alone.

Quintus Modius
Quintus Modius Day 1,813, 01:32


Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Day 1,813, 02:07


Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,813, 02:08

You haven't written anything all month why start now...?

bigcdizzle Day 1,813, 02:14

Ichabod, he wrote 8 articles during his presidency. Pay attention, or learn to be quiet.

Jefferson Locke
Jefferson Locke Day 1,813, 02:37

well done sir

Kody5. Day 1,813, 02:43

every presidency that doesn't include RGR is a good presidency. even if we get wiped by Serbia.

John Largo
John Largo Day 1,813, 02:55


ilphen Day 1,813, 03:25

Well done. o/

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,813, 04:08

Thank you Pfeiffer. You have done a good job as CP ! o/

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,813, 04:31


Csengos Zoli
Csengos Zoli Day 1,813, 04:43

Congrats on a job well done. Your military prowess as well as your diplomatic genius really showed. You've done the rest of the e-World a very big favor, and we can't even repay you.

Animis Day 1,813, 04:49

Cerb won't have the time for any interns, someone else will be keeping him busy! >wink<

ErrOrka Day 1,813, 05:06

so long and thanks for all the fish (Haliman hue)


I have just 20 friends add me

John Killah
John Killah Day 1,813, 05:25

I don't smell funny ... that's just my natural musk

Musk ...


Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,813, 05:34


The biggest ridicule of US of all times!!!

Elitists, you SUCK!!!

The Milliner
The Milliner Day 1,813, 05:46

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fingerguns Day 1,813, 06:31

I know I'm late to the circle jerk, but thanks for an interesting month. I learned a lot of stuff and have a whole bunch of new friends and enemies and stalkers.

Thanks, Pfeiffer, for using me to get my party's vote, but then actually letting me do the things I wanted to do while in office and teaching me tons of stuff.

Thanks to the rest of the Cabinet for not being crappy to me even though I'm a total noob to national politics.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,813, 06:32

LoL @ Csengos....

Pfeiffer is too full on himself to realize what that comment really means, hahahaha. xD.

But yes, GREAT job.. you destroyed CTRL with your arrogance and ego-trip... now America is weak....

oh, and you disenfranchised the 46% who did not want you as CP by branding them traitors.

Great job Fluffy

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