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[PotUS] Canada

Day 2,274, 09:38 Published in USA USA by Wild Owl

Dear world,

It seems not so long ago, everyone seemed to despise the USA because of a few underhanded manipulative gestures from some leaders that didn’t even have the will to stick to the guns of what brought the conflict about. The manipulation, the deception, the arrogance of a certain few brought down the image of the many. Still, our country has fought wars that most players had no part in creating, fought valiantly, and ultimately under new, stable regimes in the past few months ushered in a new identity for themselves.

But alas, as times change, the more things seem to stay the same.

Now it seems the cloak-and-dagger kool-aid has been chugged down like a poor guy who just ate Bhut Jolokia peppers chugs water in hopes of maybe lessening the pain on his tongue even the tiniest little bit. No matter though, it seems to always fall into the hands of the supposed high and mighty, even when they once wore the shoes to criticize those who had formerly been under its ghoulish influence.

Day 2266, Rolo Tahmassee, Canada’s current Prime Minister commenting on eUS media: eCanada does not surrender like the eUSA has in the past the day after we are wiped. We fought 8 long months before we had to cut a deal, and still, we broke that NAP the first chance we got because we don't lay down like our southern neighbors

This time we saw a chance to join a real alliance rather than cow tow with old friendships that get us nowhere

Take your disappointment and shove it...

Day 2269, IBleedBlue in an official press release:
eCanada, stepped forward, in a new direction this term. With some of our closest allies among us, eCanada signed MPPs with Serbia, Slovenia, and now Romania in massive step to join the Pro-Serbian Bloc.

That last one had our interests particularly perked. Not only had Canada gone out of their way to paint us as “backstabbers”, and the like, when we respected our NAP with Spoland and didnot interfere in their war with Canada, they were doing the very same thing with countries like Serbia, our historic enemies who have led a PTO in eUSA for years. However, the bridges of trust had started to burn, whilst the egos in the ivory towers fiddled away with frivolous content with themselves.

Its hardly arrogance, Dill. We in eUSA respect our relations with Spain and hold true to our words, unlike our neighbours to the north.

USA drops its stance of neutrality in the Canadian theater of war.

If this results in us having to fight the whole world at once when our ceasefire with Canada drops, we are prepared to do that. If it doesn’t, you guys will be getting yet another taste of a perma wipe.

Canadian citizens, you can blame us all you want, it was your leaders’ silliness that led us to this decision, and without it, we would not be here right now.

USA declares on Canada.

Normally we would give a grace period, but given the mounting evidence of your cloak and dagger tactics we do not feel you deserve that respect. Your antics have tanked the level of respect you once held. As for your new friends, we will see how many of them actually turn up to help you against us. Good luck.

Signed in your blood,
Wild Owl



Wild Owl
Wild Owl Day 2,274, 09:39

It is time.

Marshal858 Day 2,274, 11:20

Wow, you sound like Evry and Israel Stevens, are you their offspring?

George S. Patton Jr
George S. Patton Jr Day 2,275, 11:58

Both are great players

Marshal858 Day 2,275, 15:32

You are entitled to your opinion, and I am entitled to disagree with it.

Code-Y Day 2,274, 12:47

Sounds like someones mad.

Simulare Day 2,274, 12:50

As an eUS exPat, I will not press the fight button against the eUS any more than I would the last time a few foreign influences tried to get us at war with one another.

Don't fall for it. There are quite a lot of "eAmericans" who love seeing the US and Canada at odds, even if its only in a crappy internet game. You are being duped. Sure, you can press your fight button but you will be fighting against fellow American and Canadian brothers and sisters. Of course, many of the eUS elites will disregard this but that should tell you who these people really are and where their loyalties reside.

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 2,275, 10:01

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Jon Barack Bluejacket
Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 2,275, 10:08

Jon Barack Bluejacket As someone who was a Canadian cz from October through early Feb., I'm sorry to say this was quite predictable. It started with a battle between Canadian CP candidates, one of whom had let in about 20 USMC fleeing the US wipe and high taxes. The anti-American rhetoric caught fire, and rolled from there. For months. We were told by the Canadian CP who won not to vote, not to comment on articles, not to participate in Canadian public life in any way. We were suspected of being PTO'ers.

Plus, eUS politics is like bean bags compared to eCanadian politics. Imagine living inside a wasp's nest. Now imagine that the wasps are all drunk or strung out on meth. Yeah, now you understand eCanada. Like a fun weekend with Rob Ford. Except it doesn't end until you GET OUT OF THAT CRAZY ASS COUNTRY!

Simulare Day 2,276, 08:29

well, when you put it that way... 🙂

Leo Balzac
Leo Balzac Day 2,276, 18:59

You keep bringing this up JBB, but you have never shown any evidence of being told not to vote or comment. Glad to see you're still butthurt though.

Jon Barack Bluejacket
Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 2,279, 01:25

Balzac? Weren't you the Canadian congressperson who leaked the news of the planned airstrike on UK last fall?

Anyway, I'm getting really bored with all of this. I'd rather wipe Canada than talk to what's left of it.

I could spend 15 hours going back through articles of Addy Lawrence and his cabinet from November, but I find it isn't worth my effort.

Believe me, or don't. Personal memory is accepted testimony in even a Canadian court (though admittedly, not as strong as the document itself). Either way, I don't give a shit.

If you and every other Canadian would prefer to have a collective amnesia about how Canadian xenophobia and naked exploitation of anti-American sentiment (natural, in a RL small population neighbor of the US), then have it.

And, if you in a Rylde rage want to destroy what remains of your country, have at it.

As I said, I'm done talking to you Balzac.

You get the last word, if you want it.

Leo Balzac
Leo Balzac Day 2,279, 14:39

Sure man, I'll take the last word. You need to realize this is a game and relax.

Earendil76 Day 2,274, 09:44

Voted for POTUS. Keep up the good work!

The Wild Card
The Wild Card Day 2,274, 09:45


Disco Musolini
Disco Musolini Day 2,275, 23:01


Garmr Day 2,274, 09:47

I was about to comment 'If USA wipes Canada Serbia will do fuck all to help them' but I was pleasantly surprised that we are in fact going to wipe them.

The Mike
The Mike Day 2,274, 09:50


ErrOrka Day 2,274, 09:59

molto bene!

Geronimo100 Day 2,275, 00:05


klop123 Day 2,274, 11:36

Ur cute :3

ilphen Day 2,274, 09:55


Kemal Ergenekon
Kemal Ergenekon Day 2,274, 10:00

May Dio's glorious sands wash over the snow-ridden wasteland that is Kanadia.

ErrOrka Day 2,274, 10:00

could not have said better

Touche Awaay
Touche Awaay Day 2,274, 10:00

wild the conquerer owl

Minino. Day 2,274, 10:01


MazzyCat Day 2,274, 10:03

And so it comes to be..

Meow! ♥

Brave.Fighter Day 2,274, 10:03

Hail US

Rylde Day 2,274, 10:03

Comments made in public by 2 canadians and an open MPP with Serbia is far from cloak and dagger. Don't need to make lame excuses for attacking. Enjoy your little war.

J.Canuck Day 2,274, 11:31


Someone update the wiki.

Lorenzo VonMatterhorn
Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 2,274, 10:05

I will not fight against canada...

Lorenzo VonMatterhorn
Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 2,274, 10:11

and I never fougth for spain either ..

Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack Day 2,274, 11:50

Really? I bet you did in 2009.

Whiskey Jack Day 2,274, 11:50

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Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 2,274, 10:11


Utat Day 2,274, 10:11

Thanks dude o7

Pfeiffer. Day 2,274, 10:12

Odd you're in the 'US' Marine Corps.

Maybe a Canadian unit is better suited to your preferences.

Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 2,274, 10:15

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King Trito Fisher
King Trito Fisher Day 2,274, 15:12


I'm proud...

Lucan Day 2,275, 09:17

Appreciate the gesture brother, if the roles were reversed I would do the same. Unfortunately I must defend my home...

TheSmoke Day 2,274, 10:05

Funny that it takes 3 countries, all significantly larger than Canada to prove the point that we are idiots? Do I have that right? I dun give a shit what you think about our foreign affairs, it's just funny that instead of the USA doing something cool and fighting someone their own size, they jump in 3rd on a dirty gang bang. Laughable, I would have thought better of the, wait nope nevermind it's the USA. Roleplay looks gay on you guys 😉

Lorenzo VonMatterhorn
Lorenzo VonMatterhorn Day 2,274, 10:09

USA is the new Serbian- Spoland Puppets ...

MazzyCat Day 2,274, 10:10

erm.. Canada is mpp'd with Serbia... not Spoland or the US.

CptKaydee Day 2,274, 12:06

@MazzyCat, you really think we were going to MPP the two countries that had wiped us before the formation of the new alliances.

Garmr Day 2,274, 10:11

Funny that Canada immediately hates someone they bff'd with for so long, kind of little schoolgirl behavior tbh. Why be friends so long before if they apparently are the antichrist?

TheSmoke Day 2,274, 10:20

Most of my eRep life we have had friendly USA MU's, but I don't recall the US Government being our friend. Silly little brother attitude gets annoying quick. Funny for you to think you know my relations with the US though 😉

Garmr Day 2,274, 10:22

I wouldn't say yours per se, but I've been involved with the US long before I knew Canadians so I do have a bit of an overview of the general relations between the two of yous.

Marshal858 Day 2,274, 11:27

The government of the eUSA has for several years now acted like a schoolyard bully toward eCanada, we got to be friends with you as long as we did everything you wanted, and if we stepped out of line you would beat us up, can't imagine why we would want to change that.........

Your country and your people we like, you government, not so much

Garmr Day 2,274, 11:30

Well, it sure turned out for the better not letting yourself be bullied. I did that too a couple years ago, and my country got occupied by Poland for 2.5 years.

Kemal Ergenekon
Kemal Ergenekon Day 2,274, 12:01

Joining the opposing alliance and committing to ridiculous blunders every other week is a recurring theme with Canada. Seriously, what do you expect?

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