[PCP] Confusion?

Day 3,560, 00:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mad Pauly

Hello, Comrades!

As many of you will be aware, the Party President elections have just taken place, and the first order of business, I would like to congratulate all of you who have taken the leads fairly, of your respective parties.

This PP election period however, has found the Pirate Cat's Party in a slight predicament. For months maybe even years, the party has been living a lie. A lie that did not include pirates. Or cats. This month we expected nothing different than the usual sh*tposting under the usual banner.

It had then come as a shock, that after elected, the new Party President seemingly took some kind of psychoactive substance and began talking about sending a well-respected member of the community to Mars. This confusion stems from a long-forgotten party constitution to do with stuff.

4.2 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours ass. Unless it's a mighty fine ass, in which case, go for it.

4.3 Thou shalt not take too much catnip.


Little damage can be done, save changing stuff. Which seems to have already happened.

4.1 Stuff can, and will, be changed.

It is with that that the Pirate Cats Party must announce that stuff has been changed for this month. Any and all official communication to do with the Pirate Cats Party should be directed towards the bin.

Rest assured, we hope to get through this little hiccup as fast and easy as possible.

Pirate Pauly