Day 4,620, 16:54 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by AMD.

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Evening All.

Apologies for the lateness of the article, been out at work all day making the bacon etc and researching fish.

This is just a quick article to claim 25 grand from Chaz alert you all of my intentions for the month ahead.

As some of you may have noticed, I appear to be the current Minister for Education. This means two things:
1. I appear to be somewhat active again, and
2. I am actually doing things sometimes.

So. I am running to be the next Party President of the Pirate Cat Party.

My pledges this month are simple:

I will ensure that we have a full congress list, and look at publishing articles promoting the party and what we stand for closer to the congressional election times. We need to hold onto our position as the leading figure in eUK politics.

Am I experienced for the role?

In my last stint as Party President of this party, my final act was to nominate Chaz as our Presidential candidate. As you can plainly see, it worked. So I am taking this as a wild success of AMD Captainship.

That is all for now, so please consider voting me to be the next captain of the ship.