[MoW] What's Your Wellness?

Day 763, 16:01 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by The Ministry of Work

Why hello there,

It's been a long time since this newspaper has spoken out across the lands so we knew that this article has to be about something noble and dignified and to that end we chose to inform you about our partnership with the Gifting Hub!

So, What's Your Wellness?

If you have less than 40 wellness then you are eligible for support at the gifting hub! They can then gift you and increase your wellness above 40 so that you can fight and heal thus increasing your wellness further, increasing your productivity and therefore increasing your wage!



What does this have to do about the Ministry of Work?

Well, the MoW now runs both a Q1 Gift company and also a Q1 Food company. As a result of our partnership we provide the gifting hub with most of it's gifts and also those who are gifted are eligible to 3 Q1 Food supplied by... guess who 🙂



So, Where Can You Get The Gifts and Food?

Simply message the British Gifting Hub asking for wellness. Can it physically get any simpler? well... yes but we won't mention that. Do it, Do it NOW.... if you are under 40 wellness.

yours,
Junior Minister Davott


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