[MoHA] Job opening for MoMMMMMMMMMMM

Day 3,502, 04:22 Published in Netherlands Netherlands by Ministerie van Media en Recrui

[No Dutch version of this article because it wouldn't work out.]

Dear Citizens,

In order to give some context for the issue at hand I would like you to read the transcript of a conversation that took place between me and the president today:

Gwom: Canada insists on giving us our taxes back, where do they have to send it?

Maarten: We demand 50 bottles of maple syrup instead.

Maarten: and a mouse called "sorry"

Maarten: moose*

Maarten: or both a mouse and a moose.

Maarten: We want a moose to carry the maple syrup and the mouse to carry the moose.

Shawtyl0w: To the state treasury

Maarten: Why would we want a maple syrup carrying moose in the state treasury?

Gwom: I'd suggest to store the maplemoosemouse at the office of the MoHA.

Maarten: Mate my moha office maintains a collection of so many maplemoosemousemounts that I had to make a marvelous mohamaplemoosemouseminimap.

Gwom: How did I not know this?

Gwom: If I may ask, did you already conduct the monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountsminimapmaintenance?

Maarten: No 🙁 someone molested my monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountminimapmaintenancemobile

Gwom: You maniac.

Gwom: What if we made a ministry out of that? MoMMMMMMMMMMM

Maarten: Excellent suggestion, I shall write up a job opening for Minister of monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountminimapmaintenancemobilemanagement straight away!




We will be taking applications under this article, just comment why you think you are suitable for the job, if you are able to increase the length of the word you get bonus points. The person that gets picked will get (besides the magnificent title) a fancy house to live in from Shawtyl0w.

I hope to see many applications!

Best regards,
Maarten