[MoHA] Job opening for MoMMMMMMMMMMM
Ministerie van Media en Recrui
[No Dutch version of this article because it wouldn't work out.]
Dear Citizens,
In order to give some context for the issue at hand I would like you to read the transcript of a conversation that took place between me and the president today:
Gwom: Canada insists on giving us our taxes back, where do they have to send it?
Maarten: We demand 50 bottles of maple syrup instead.
Maarten: and a mouse called "sorry"
Maarten: moose*
Maarten: or both a mouse and a moose.
Maarten: We want a moose to carry the maple syrup and the mouse to carry the moose.
Shawtyl0w: To the state treasury
Maarten: Why would we want a maple syrup carrying moose in the state treasury?
Gwom: I'd suggest to store the maplemoosemouse at the office of the MoHA.
Maarten: Mate my moha office maintains a collection of so many maplemoosemousemounts that I had to make a marvelous mohamaplemoosemouseminimap.
Gwom: How did I not know this?
Gwom: If I may ask, did you already conduct the monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountsminimapmaintenance?
Maarten: No
🙁someone molested my monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountminimapmaintenancemobile
Gwom: You maniac.
Gwom: What if we made a ministry out of that? MoMMMMMMMMMMM
Maarten: Excellent suggestion, I shall write up a job opening for Minister of monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountminimapmaintenancemobilemanagement straight away!
We will be taking applications under this article, just comment why you think you are suitable for the job, if you are able to increase the length of the word you get bonus points. The person that gets picked will get (besides the magnificent title) a fancy house to live in from Shawtyl0w.
I hope to see many applications!
Best regards,
Maarten
Comments
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Before applying I'd like to know if the monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountminimapmaintenancemobilemanagementmonetarymarketmanagement is still done as that could influence to a large extend if we should solely focus on the maplemoose or on the moneymoose as well?
Besides that we should work on the commentary editor as it won't let me post monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountminimapmaintenancemobilemanagementmonetarymarketmanagement as one word. At least not on my iPad....
A good question. I had some thoughts as well about the wide variety of moose that exist, and which would fall under this ministry and which not. Moneymoose could be quite profitable, but from my personal experience they don't blend in with the maplemoose quite well...
Also, this Ministry will only be open on Mondays....
Hahaha
Anway, the one appointed to this ministry will be given some sort of role, and receive a Q1 house from me.
o/
We boycott marple : (
https://www.change.org/p/justintrudeau-until-the-seal-hunt-end-we-boycott-all-products-from-canada-tourism-boycott-savetheseals
http://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder690/500x/73854690/boris-and-natasha-we-have-moose-now-where-is-squirrel.jpg
"No Dutch version of this article because it wouldn't work out"
hahaha
"monthlymohamaplemoosemousemountminimapmaintenancemobilemanagementmonetarymarketmanagement " will become my next nickname 😛
"We want a moose to carry the maple syrup and the mouse to carry the moose"
That will... errr... take some time.
Who knew this training war was going to be so difficult?
o7
I got the solution:
Someone born after February in 1972, 1984, or 1996 will be a mouse/rat according to the Chinese zodiac. Give them a stuffed moose and duct tape 50 mini-bottles of maple syrup to it, and send him/her off to the Dutch treasury. Problem solved.
😳
What's up?
Shawty \o/ 😊
A Lena =3
Damn the luck, I'm not Dutch.
its maple maple maplelicious!
No, we won't give you maplemoosemouse!
Wipe Netherlands, just cuz we can.
🤖
~hyuu~
https://prnt.sc/fnmqdn
~_^
I think this job, while tough, would look good on my CV (résumé).
The downside is, when giving your job title, people think you are having a stroke.