[MoHA] Elections and Cash.
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Hello Nation Again,
This will probably be the last article from the current MoHA and possibly the government as a whole. It’s not going to be a long one either (said the Vicar to the Nun).
With elections imminent tomorrow we’re going to take a look at this months presidential candidates, their policies and aims. Again this may be very brief.
Supported by : The Unity Party, People's Communist Party and W orkers' Rights Party.
We asked Paul what his aims for the month were and he replie
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“Well I understand Horice has already got the badger vote sewn up so I shall have to consider alternatives.
There are 2 main issues facing the eUK at present.
Firstly our efforts to help form a new Alliance, it is important to continue the work and progress of the current Government to bring this to fruition.
Secondly the changes to our system of Government following the abolition of the Meta Legislation.
My understanding is the options are either a return to full Democracy or a much slimmed, simpler form of Dictatorship without the 'reams of legislation'.
My preference is to abolish the Dictatorship and return to Democracy. However, this is a major step for the eUK to take as a nation, plus there is considerable cost involved. We need to be clear of the benefits and risks involved in any changes we make so I am not of the view we need necessarily rush to make a decision - I don't think whether it be days or weeks it is worth making the wrong decision just to be making a quick decision.”
Supported by : The Real Spamicans and United Kingdom Reform Party.
As I have a vested interest in this candidate, all I will do is point you in the direction of his manifesto and my supporting statement.
Supported by: Random CP Candidates Party
Again we reached our to Maggis and got this response:
“Yeah i would like to change some small things.
For example to find an answer to:
Why is Estland no longer our Ally, (one important in the past).
And why is our relationship to serbia so... let's say simply not good. (because they are cheating on us)
And why does that happen so often in the last time, we fight alot with our enemies against our Allys, that has to stop.
That's all i want and i've got no problem to explain that to everyone who asks.”
Googled Pannonian. Got this
Candidate Four: Pannonian Nomad
Supported by: Black Hand
Again we messaged and got a response which went something like this:
“I promise nothing.”
It’s up to you to decide but please just make sure you vote. Every time a vote is wasted a kitten gets fed to Woldy.
That was last months picture and we must congratulate our winner Rodney Mckay we'll be sending you that 1000gbp just as soon as we locate the funds.
I was looking for Mount Snowdon.
Well done that person.
For a quick 1000gbp pop a joke in the comments and Woldy will choose the winner. Best one gets the cash tomorrow before we shut up shop.
Right that's it,
K
P.S. I'm the MoD now so fight the Swedes.
Comments
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
...now she's a transgender dyslexic man...
(also, I might vote for PN now, it's a tough choice)
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.
How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 - one to change the bulb and one to hold the cock ... shit, father! ... bollocks, ladder!
Mr Woldy
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You want money? just rob national treasury!
PN "I'm banned to comment and publish articles"
I've been sabotaged...
Ready for my joke?
the eUK
bahajajahuhuahahaha
My mum never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch