[MoFUN] You can be anything you want!
eBelgian Presidency
You!
Yes, you!
What is your life like?
Oh wait, I think I know the answer already.
It probably is something like this:
Or maybe you're not quite there yet, but you're being well prepared for it!
So work hard and rush through, it'll be useful and you certainly won't regret it!
But, that's just what you look like from an outside perspective, I'm sure that in that head of yours everything is fine.
One might wonder why you are so restless.
But you for sure keep telling yourself you know what you're doing, and that your mental state totally isn't what it looks like.
Besides, you have developed your own ways of dealing with problems.
And let's forget that you sometimes even fuck up at those.
And while we're at it, let's also forget how helpful it is.
Because tomorrow everything will change!
Because hey, you really did expect a bit too much!
Like life shouldn't be that hard, you know?
And screw that, it's summer! Sun's shining! This is not a time for worries!
Now, all of this certainly isn't the consequence of your own actions.
You may be thinking "Screw you, you're supposed to be MoFUN! :'( "
But wait! I do have good news!
Well, that's not the good news but come on, this needed to be said.
The good news is: You can change all of this! (Or so I've been told)
Just follow my lead, it's quite easy.
First, you should drop all of your bad habits. Shouldn't be too hard.
Next, move your ass!
Train a bit in any sport and you'll be unbeatable!
You'll finally be able to use your awkward victory dance moves for something!
Third step: boost your self-confidence! Easy peasy!
The conventional ways just aren't challenging enough for you!
So invent your own ways of expressing yourself!
You're not "embarrassing", you're a trendsetter!
People are just jealous of your creativity!
What you're doing is art, goddammit!
Think you're not strong enough? Too lazy? Too shy? Too clumsy? Watch how all your flaws and mistakes disappear the moment you start pretending they do not exist!
You're just so fabulous you can't stand it!
The only limit to what you can become is your imagination!
Just be yourself and don't care about anyone judging you for it!
And don't be disappointed if you don't end up being exactly what you planned out to be. Fate will always drop little surprises for you along the way!
You see, it's easy! Now go on and live your new life!
And if there's any uncertainties, worry not! There are more than enough very expensive books telling you how you should live your life precisely! Just look for titles like "How to have a meaningful life 101", usually at a price like €99.99. Don't have the money for that? Usually you can find the oldest version like "Torah" or "Bible" for very cheap or even for free, just keep in mind that they might not be up to date on some things.
I'd like to dedicate this article to our CP Critically, who taught me the hard way that, in order to appeal to my public, I should use way more pictures and cut a lot of text because that's boring. As an extra, see him play joyfully in water. Isn't he cute?
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With love,
Chihiroh AKA McKitkat Junior
Comments
Remember that any endorsements help the state pay you MPP's, only 400 of those purple ones are needed for one MPP, hurray! Everything's so cheap nowadays.
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Less pictures and/or Gifs, it is taking way to long to load on my tablet 😃
There's no such thing as too many gifs. Just upgrade your internet to fit 21st century standards 😛
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Yes, you have to reduce the gif's and the picture. You have to consider your international subcriber.
I'm in Indonesia and my PC's like
https://karolusdanar.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/bajaj.jpg
tl;dr
And you're ugly. There, I said it!
You're so mean 🙁 I should fire you for that
You'd have to show I did my work badly because stating a fact is not convincing enough. And you can't find flaws in my work if you don't read it. I WIN!
I don't need to read your work to know you're work is flawed. You've confessed to me that you're not fun. As MoFUN you should be fun, so you're not fit for the job.
However, insulting your boss is a reason to fire you 😛
Well.... i was finally able to read it entirely after many times reloading(i think you put too many gif animations in it).
Nice article.
A fun way to look at some valuable life lessons. 😉
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"Remember that any endorsements help the state pay you MPP's, only 400 of those purple ones are needed for one MPP, hurray! Everything's so cheap nowadays."
I am very poor citizen and I still don't have 1000000 cc in my packet.
I can't contribute.
MODE: RYCICLING
25 cc is to much???!!!! That's all we ask. They don't ask you to pay the full 10000(price for an MPP)!
5 cc is enough, the businesses are not running well and the current macroeconomic prognosis is not positive for the new investments, we are still floating in a recession.
Modus Operandi: Recycling Marx. Hegel and Kant theories.
,,,by Chihiroh and Konrad
Sorry if I don't pretend to know more than I actually do. Unlike some other person 😛
Your knowledge, your smartness and your overall presence are not questionable, but something else is.
Anyway, I wanted to ask you if you are interested in becoming my Personal Executive Assistant. I am willing and I am interested to hire you. The employment contract and the salary are negotiable, but there are certain conditions to be met.
If you want to and are interested; I will publish job add,
I really need somebody younger with some brains and some other attributes.