[MoFA] eGerman Cabinet May '15 [EN]

Day 2,724, 16:28 Published in Germany Germany by Auswaertiges Amt


Hello World!
Once again, evilgreatness triumphs!


You, while reading this article.

Prepare your shades, it is time for the one and only team that has been saving your a***s for the past 1637 days. Nobody else can provide the stability you are so accustomed to.

First in line there is obviously dictatorman, a role still occupied by EternalWalk until tomorrow so he can get his fancy medal. After that we will have the monthly transition and the new glorious dictator(wo)man will be everyones favorite Bavarian girl, KTTRS.
Considering KTTRS only came back to eRepublik about 1,5 months ago, she dived right into the world of filz(WoF) and is now considered to be the perfect candidate, even beating higler by a landslide victory.

For some reason she decided to become Country President as well.


Anyhow, long story short, there actually are a few pets she decided to keep for the month, which include:

First Lady:
Plesen'-1
Dat Russian. Only missing a P, so close to perfection. Maximum sexy.

Vice President:
hig
If you ever needed the letters “ler” as much as this guy does, you’d be him.

Spokesman:
Molotowa
He embraces the worst of Germany, perfect choice for a victimspokesmen.

MoDFA:
Dr.Schultz
King of the Bad Company, not sure how exactly you can be king of a company but to each his own.

ilphen
WAR. GRORIOUS WAR!!!!

n0s3
Aka Encyclopedia n0s3ynnia.

Neuen
Keeping the Norse in check since forever.

Slayer10
Has a Turkish twin, SleyurCen. They do not like each other.

cbird
The new abuse-o-meter 2000. Let’s see how much the trainee can take.


MoC:
Edelmann
When this guy leaves… see below.


No.. more.. food..

MoF:
Freiheitskämpfer
He has an unusually deformed nose, that seems to smell profit from miles away. Genetic tricks.

Danish Affairs:
Maine Coon
No words. A Queen that is the perfect incarnation of how a Queen should be.

Trainee:
Jan Winterfeld
This guy. Really? Checking in on IRC after his first week, reminds me of myself. He is a hero. Expect him.
Tarnum79
Member of a group that is associated with terrorism and has been forbidden in eGermany long ago. Obviously undercover.



I hope you enjoyed our little ride through the perfection that is the eGerman government, I sure did. If there are any questions about the cabinet or if you need to contact any of the people above feel free to write a message to ilphen.

Truly yours,

ilpchen




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