[MoFA] Canadian Democracy > Impotent 'Murican Rage

Day 3,139, 05:03 Published in Canada Canada by New Faustian Man
V For Victory! Canada's democracy is secure!


Greetings fellow eCanadians, allies and friends o/


In case you are not up to spee😛 last night US MU Easy Company attempted a malevolent coup in eCanada. Apparently still seething over losing Neodymium, the eUS finally found the guts to attack eCanada, even if it was in the most underhand manner imaginable.


How It Played Out:

An eUS cabal headed by Easy Company were apparently planning this for a while. First they used this multi > erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5690428 to gain citizenship of eCanada, which was then used to purchase an MU and start a coup. The starting cost of the coup was 1M cc btw.


Fortunately eCanada has some fairly awesome allies, and they immediately declared their support for Canadian democracy. The first round was a monster and turned EPIC in D4. However Canada + allies managed to take max points, 19 in all!


What Led To The Coup:

This coup attempt goes all the way back to Canada besting the US for Neodymium during the Resource War. Obviously this is something that continues to nag pretty hard at the eAmerican psyche considering the lengths they went to avenge themselves against our country.

Previously there was some fun(ish) trolling back and forth through the media, and a few threats ofcourse, but this coup attempt was a step beyond that, and not something we in the eCanadian government really expected.

Though ofcourse once it became obvious the plotters had Asteria, Orion and the rest of Canada's allies to deal with, we got the scripted “oh its just some fun” line from 'Muricans to cover their blushes. That was expected -- though nobody actually believes it. Nobody spends in excess of 1M cc to start a coup and drops billions upon billions of damage in the name of “fun”.

I had considered some trolling in this article, showing them up for their cowardice and massive fail, but then I figured simply writing about how things went down is probably troll enough.


What does surprise me though, is the depths the eUS will now descend to. First stealing from an Iranian MU and boasting about it, now this. Its just getting embarrassing tbh. Obviously they're now comfortable with being roundly loathed across the e-world, so don't bat an eyelid pulling sh*tmoves like last night.



To ALL allies that fought for us and helped us defeat the coup, especially Romania and Serbia, BIG RESPECT!! It won't be forgotten on our side.

And to all Americans that fought for us and helped our cause, and saw this whole thing as unnecessary and beyond the pale, – Thank you!


~ eCanadian government