[MoF] Introduction to the public
New Ireland Bank
Dia Dhuit, Éire!
This is my first article as the Irish new Minister of Finances. I’d like to thank our new President for choosing me for this honourable position. As I already served on this very same position most of you are familiar with the ways I operate. I’m going to keep the public updated on the present situation of the Irish state money.
There are several crucial responsibilities I’ll be in charge of. My task is to keep the finances as public as possible, securing irish state money and protect us from theft, plan the ways Ireland could make some money, trade and operate irish state money on the markets as well as creating the state strategy on fiscal politics.
I’ll write reports once a week, reporting on the total amounts in our accounts as well as the changes from the previous week. I’d like to keep the ways I operate with as secret as possible, it’s not always wise to share the knowledge with everyone if you want to have competitive advantages.
I’ve received our state accounts at 1 200 000 IEP on its accounts after the three donations our congress made to New Ireland Bank org. I also advised congress to spend all of that money buying gold, which soon after I did as myself after taking charge of finances department.
As the gold price raised we did make some profits, or more precisely we protected our assets from losing its value due to changes on global markets. At this moment we’re in possess of 1 254 000 which means we’ve made 54 000 only by taking well thought moves on the market.
1 200 000 IEP
End of period assets value:
1 254 000 IEP
Change:
+54 000 IEP
Our duty is to make sure investitors are more than welcomed into our country. Our task is to present ourselves as a stable, smart, reliable country as we are. We want those who invest their money in Irish holdings to feel safe and confident about their factories here. We’ve secured good bonuses, we have minimum taxes and we plan to keep it that way. Our VAT and import taxes are also 1% for a long time.
At this moment only one of the orgs in under my personal authority as a Minister. I do control another org as a private citizen. I’ll ask for few more orgs to be secured again, those in Governmental position especially. Soon I’ll create a new list of Irish state orgs, it will be a complete and refreshed list of our orgs and its details. Those who have our orgs under rent should not be worried, their orgs won’t be affected by this changes. We also expect to receive this month’s rent payments.
We still have an active concession laws active with our French partners. We’ll look into ways to improve our incomes from each source, including resource concession options as well. Recently our congress has renewed one of those laws. We have 70% weapon and 70% food bonuses. I plan on writing an article explaining productivity and resources value in the close future.
I will expect from every home department to consult me with any budget changes and plans which affect spending of the state money. It’s under my jurisdiction to keep the Irish money safe and I’ll give me best to do so.
Yours,
Don
Comments
The money man... 😜
muni as irish would say 😛
Show me the moneeeeeeeey \o/
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+54K is the best way u started! amazing article and good luck!
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I need your money
Plz fast donate to my acc
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As gold price MARINKO raise.. 🙂to bi bilo tocnije xD
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I hear Rolo is back. Need assistant?
nice article V+S