[MoB/MiB] Speak Shania and Carry A Big Bieber

Day 3,130, 21:22 • Published in USA Canada • by TemujinBC

Greetings to all civilians who dwell in the land known as America.

My friends,



Your leadership has failed you.

For too long, these spineless yellow-bellies have grown fat on the fruits of your labor (ed. labour). You may have noticed a foul stench in the air as your cleanliness-deprived oli-sloths sweat oozily in the June heat.



While your neighbors to the north have extended olive branch after olive branch, hockey stick after hockey stick, canoe oar after canoe oar we have been disrespected at every turn.

Even the soft-spoken Resoula has taken to highly unfavorable (ed. unfavourable) acts of Black Sheep silliness:



The halls of Parliament have never seen such absurdity or rudeness!

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Re-Broification

Do you long for the good ol' days of Erepublik? As you see the current state of the game, do you recall with fondness the way the game used to be played? I know that I find it difficult to savor (ed. savour) anything Plato throws our way these days. The crumbs are just that: crumbs.

But there is one thing that could invigorate (ed. invigourate) both our tired populaces.

RE-BROIFICATION

I call upon each civilian in the land of America to rise up! Demand more from your "leaders"! Troll them mercilessly as their acts of cowardice so richly deserve!

Proclaim the truth loudly and proudly:

WE DEMAND RE-BROIFICATION!

Do not be content to let your lazy overlords continue on their path of banality.

You know what to do.

Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC
Minister of Butts
Minister in Butts
Court Jester
Government of Canada

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