[JDS] HE'S BACK! NEW GOLD FOR FREE PLAYERS! OR WHATEVER!!
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by Joey Development Scheme
Fanfare please…
Ladies, and gentlemen of Australia – help me introduce this momentous news!
GIVE ME A J!
GIVE ME A D!!
GIVE ME AN S!!!
No you deaf idiots – an S, not an F. Far out guys, you’ve completely ruined it now. Thanks a bunch. Seriously, why do I even bother…
Yes, as you have already guessed with that pitiful attempt at humour – it’s me Mongoosier! I’m back in charge of the JDS!
This is an exciting day for me as this is one of the few bits of eRepublik that is genuinely, totally and unashamedly amazing:
IT’S ONLY FREE GOLD FOR NEW PLAYERS!
My dear friend, Gaugature, has done a fantastic job looking after things for the past few months but I am now back as the Director of this noble institution – and we are very much open for business.
If you are an eAustralian Citizen, D1 (level 34 and under) and haven’t previously received your free gold then PM me today and start getting paid for doing some basic tasks.
It’s all stuff you need to do anyway and gives you some direction in the first weeks and months in eRep. Check out the tasks here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/j-d-s-we-are-back-ladies-we-are-back-2537607/1/20
There’s 23 gold per person up for grabs here so start today and get earning.
Current JDS members - there may be some confusion during the handover due to my stupidity, so if you are owed gold at the moment please drop me a line.
The JDS is and always will be completely independent of the eAustralian Government and is not affiliated to (or limited to members of) any political party or military unit.
We are entirely funded by generous donations. If you would like to support this scheme please PM me or just send me some stuff.
Full accounts will be published at the end of each month so you can see where you moolah went – also let me know if you would like your donation to be anonymous, otherwise I will sing your praises to the eWorld.
Thanks everyone, and ahhhh it’s good to be back,
Mongoosier
JDS Director
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Comments
What a brilliant, witty and well thought out article - this guy seems like the real deal...
O7
Yay for MG! Yay for JDS! Yay for new eAussies!
Get your gold going and upgrade those training grounds, ya noobs! 😃
o7
Fark!!!
Bring back the other guy, at least he wasn't drunk when he made articles.
That's a massive lie - you were drunk as a Lord throughout. I know - it's the only way to get through the massive JDS workload, which sometimes reaches minutes a week.
Yeah MG, there seems to have been a mistake in the handover... Guag owed me 100 gold for doing so well at the tasks. Thanks in advance.
yes... me too 😃
I'm under level 134 🙂
Hey mate, I applied for the JDS before you took over and I just want to make sure I'm on the system as I have retrieved no response. (nor gold)
Cheers, dedit8.