you may now read a statement of his Excellency, ilphen.
USA sucks as it is, we have no bonus, there are weird people doing all kinds of damage, annoying kids you normally would not even notice when passing them in the street.
Where did the Celestial Empire of America go, you might ask yourself.
Ask no longer as I am here to show you the light. Do not believe all the crap people are swinging at you. Murrica is not a Roman Empire, it is not a Serbian puppetstate, it is not EDEN's bitch, Fluffers influence is basically non-existant and some suburban punk, who tries to sell this country, is not even worth mentioning!
Proposed traffic signs of the future.
So here I am, the Almighty, Brilliant God-Emperor ilphen, I am the epitome of power and greatness. I have ruled the mighty Germarkian Empire for five decades and it has risen, like Phoenix from the ashes. To this day the Germarkian Empire is undefeated. It has been etched into the foes of Germark, that no longer they can push around a formerly small country, since it received the mark of ilphen, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance a leader should have. And now as I have moved my focus from the greatest Empire of Europe, Germark, to America and I will build the greatest alliance of empires the new world has ever seen.
Yes you heard right, here I am, I, ilphen Invincible and Ever-triumphant General, will change the rules. People will no longer be cheated, elections will no longer be rigged and twisted by the evil elite and their opposition. From now on all kinds of democracy and any type of elections are obsolete. All parties will be merged into a single unification party, with me, ilphen, Eternal General Secretary of the Party, at the helm.
I, ilphen, Sun of the Nation, hereby crown myself as Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed, Eternal God-Emperor, that descended from heaven! I am the guiding star of the golden era that lays ahead!
I envy every citizen of the US, since you are now able to look up to me and the bright future, which is coming.
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