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[GOV-CYP]Enlightment Coming #1

Day 2,004, 07:52 Published in Cyprus Cyprus by The Monarchy Of The Fat Panda

Read the previous pilot article by clicking the following link:
[GOV-CYP]Enlightment Coming

The Cypriot Ministry of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda requests every Cypriot to temporary join the Cypriot National Guard.You can read the related article here.
The Cypriot Ministry of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda wants to remind you that our beloved friend-comrade depici (now named Tolstoievski) donated all his account properties to the Cypriot people and now he has nothing left so we kindly ask you to donate you whatever you can.Remember that our anarchist comrade Jesus once said;
"The man who has two tunics is to share with him who has none; and he who has food is to do likewise".

Official governmental statement following;
Addressing to the inhabitants of this scenic Island the Minister of Education,Enlightment & Propaganda Fat Panda is in position to announce that Cyprus is a "succes story".In no-time we managed to escalate our the majority of the Cypriot people in one Military Unit in order to achieve a place in the new military contest .

Knowledgebase (FAQ)
(Education in Cyprus)

Young panda;Are we going to be in the top 50?
Wise Fakir;My animalchild with the current number place there is no for us.

Young panda;So what are we going to earn from this festival my teacher?
Wise Fakir;Fun,union,trolling we shall earn and fill our hearts with love for each other my student.
Young panda;This is b0ll0cks, scr€w this I am going to be a Princess
Minister Panda;Get lost you sick junction of pollar and brown bear, there is place for only one Monarch in the Island and this is me you twisted big size ferret.

Young panda;Time to leave the lesson my wise Fakir...
Wise Fakir;Remeber my student "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
Young panda;What the earth?This is Winston Churchill, you monkey Fakir.
Minister Panda;You don't say?I thought it was Whitney Houston.
Wise Fakir;Swearing in your life you must not use my student.
Young panda;Anyway why do you speak like bloody Yoda?
Wise Fakir;Cause it's all cool and ya like it?Aren't ya?

-Lisa;The Minister of Education,Enlightenment and Propaganda Fat Panda official statement about PP elections in Cyprus;

"My royal comrades,

This month has been tought for the Nation.Anarchy and chaos was defended with God's help.Illegal immigrants,Mexicans,Muslims have been crossing this nation's boards.We will not let them eat your canned bread."

-lisa;Following up we are going to watch a cat who smokes on Youtube, John...
-John;Indeed Lisa this video is hilarious,everybody is tweeting about this,the internet is on fire...

there is no statment this has nothing to do with my revolutionary and enlighted Ministry.
Enlightenment of the day;

There are many paths to enlightenment.
Be sure to take one with a heart.

Until next time stay calm and...
Minister Fat Panda



Elasitomaxos Day 2,004, 07:59

μλκια όπως συνήθως


Kutluk Bilge Kul Anarsist
Kutluk Bilge Kul Anarsist Day 2,004, 08:19


Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 2,004, 08:27

Winston Churchill / Whitney Houston.
I can't tell the difference either...

You see?I was confused man.

mitsotakis 1212
mitsotakis 1212 Day 2,004, 08:33

wtf xaxaax

What the Fat?

mitsotakis 1212
mitsotakis 1212 Day 2,004, 08:44


Gabinheta II
Gabinheta II Day 2,004, 09:20

Pandas roxx this year o/

depici Day 2,004, 09:45

i am soo fakir xD

ElRoi Day 2,004, 10:07

I began reading and got stuck in what Jesus said about sharing. But why is it forbidden if you have two women to share one with the others who have none?

btw, i suggested Tolstoievski to take him under my wings & protect him, but he prefered the swiss ... "whatever"!

depici Day 2,004, 12:26

protect me your highness.
keep me under control!

I do not do women,I share all my female pandas!

Rauf Raif Denktas
Rauf Raif Denktas Day 2,004, 10:26

lisa reminds me mavie
dont know why


Gabinheta II
Gabinheta II Day 2,004, 11:21

don't know why etheir btw xdddd
oh..... perhaps about that then?? "lisa;Following up we are going to watch a cat who smokes on Youtube, John..." xddd cat's info rules

Rauf Raif Denktas
Rauf Raif Denktas Day 2,004, 11:23

hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue

RE-M-PELLOS Day 2,004, 11:38

why drink and drive when you smoke and write official e-gov articles ?

You are a piece of my great mind my friend!

marcelbok Day 2,004, 15:34


Colonel Dag
Colonel Dag Day 2,004, 16:01


Lemon answer!

Colonel Dag
Colonel Dag Day 2,004, 16:08

fruit cake article xdxd

What's wrong with fruit cake 😛 ? ahahha xD

GSmyrlof Day 2,005, 06:56


Megaloxorianos Day 2,005, 08:01


Georgelakeland Day 2,024, 09:09


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