[Glorious Victory] July Government

Day 3,151, 02:49 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby


If you'd like some background music... (Stealin' Apples - Benny Goodman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mloNLKV4F0)

Mornin’ lads o7,

A glorious victory; a simple majority of the eUK holding off on the increasing temptation to pull out their lighters and watch the place burn. But just in case, the government has propitiously decided to relocate to our island stronghold of Jamaica for the month...

Whilst the election results are confirmed and political opponents dealt with, your civil servants will be busily preparing to put our manifesto into working order. If you’d like to see what’s going on and even lend a hand yourself it’s not too late to join us! Let me know and bring your own drink by tomorrow afternoon.

I’m also happy to announce July’s cabinet. A particular welcome to Charles Moncrieff on his first government post of what will hopefully be many more to come!


Sovereign – Mr Woldy

Country President – Sir Humphrey Appleby

Deputy CP & Governor-General of Jamaica – VoodooMike71


Minister of Defence and Foreign Affairs – Sir Jimmy Saville

Minister of Defence – Boaty McBoatface

Minister of Defence – FightAndProduce

Minister of Foreign Affairs – Aaron Mark Daniels


Minister of Finance – Huey George

Minister of Home Affairs - Sir Charles Moncrieff



Deputy Ministers & Civil Servants

Arcanic Mindje
Certacito
Dave Trenga
Fataliix
FightAndProduce
GrEnDeLi
GurkhaGaming
Kapten Johnson
Massacar
Mad Pauly
MS10EL
Roachford
Rob the Bruce
Sambo223
Suezo31


Cheers,


Appleby