[FREE FOOD] Yes, lots of FREE food. Why doesn't anybody bloody want it?

Day 1,995, 11:18 • Published in United Kingdom Poland • by Ando Calrissian
TL😉R - eUK citizens under level 30, comment below for 1000 free energy. Tell me an interesting fact (about anything) for 2000 free energy.

…but with a difference

Bad news everybody: ESO’s hated beloved mascot, Kevin the Trivia Goat, has been in a terrible accident and needs your help!



Whilst challenging Professor Moriarty to a street-dance battle in the Eat Some Omelette kitchen, Kevin’s flailing hoof knocked a tub of Emergy’s pre-made batter off the kitchen shelf and it fell plum on to Kevin’s head. We rushed him to animal hospital as fast as we could.

When Kevin woke, we found that he has dreadful amnesia and has forgotten nearly all of his trivia! As such, ESO is running this campaign to encourage you all to donate your own trivia to Kevin in order to help his recovery.

As an incentive, ESO will be offering up to 2000 energy to anyone who meets the following conditions and is thus deemed eligible as a donor:

eUK Citizen – because Kevin can only understand the Queen’s English (he is a goat after all and we should be impressed that he has mastered even one language).

Under Level 30 – because the accumulation of trivia is a lot similar to vampirism and the best effects are seen when sucking the blood trivia of young virgins.

If you meet these criteria then please comment below for 1000 wellness, no strings attached. If you don't meet these criteria then please donate anyway for science or for love.

For the chance to increase this reward to 2000 energy then please comment below with any titbit of trivia that you are happy to donate. It can be about anything, from the largest river to the highest grossing film or who on eRepublik has the biggest peni*cough*...Penny-Farthing.


...but your trivia is welcomed!

At the end of the article, the five bits of trivia that I deem most interesting will win an extra reward that I have not yet thought of. …but it will be cool! Probably. Maybe some tanks. Everybody likes them, right?

So, please donate today! …and help raise awareness by voting and sharing this article with all your friends and family. If we can't fill Kevin's head back up with trivia, we might need to find a new use for him (which could in turn make the next Eat Some Omelette campaign rather gruesome...)

Save him!



A little bit about the Every Single One party

1) We believe in the advancement of the individual.
2) We believe in equality, no matter what level or political orientation you are.
3) We do not participate in confrontational politics; we work best together utilising everyone’s potential.
4) We are pound-for-pound the most sexually attractive party in the eUK.
5) We have had a goat with quite superb trivia knowledge.



PS: Wayne has the biggest Penny-Farthing.