[FEDS][BROFORCE] Bros Being Bros (Limited time only)
Day 5,539, 11:28
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by Paul Proteus
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
Mixing up the theme...because I can
*radio static*
Listen one, listen all,
I have held many roles in this community. In fact, the other month I was President I'm told. I'm unwillingly Federalist political director right now even. But by far the most honorable line on my cv is that of the Commander of the Broforce.
"broforce before hoeforce" -saraht0ga, but also Abraham Lincoln
How did I become Commander of the Broforce? Well I believe someone died or something. Anyway, it is my job as commander to tell you what is going on in our unit:
Feds Now Bros, Discuss:
The Federalist party has had a serious problem with party MUs in the past...they keep leaving. This time we are trying something new, the Federalist Party is now the official party run by the Broforce. We look forward to the inevitable painful schism to come!
Recruitment Drive:
Known delinquent Paul Proteus accidentally left the door open and now the clubhouse is getting full. We are pretending this was on purpose, so take that, Broforce is now a ~~~~top MU~~~~~
FED AND BRO COUPLET CONTEST
If you write a couplet in the comments below either about the Feds or about Broforce or about anything really, tax law is fine, but the theme is the Feds and Broforce, I will give you 10,000 USD.
this is also a party article, kind of. Gross I know
The best one wins 50 gold. I keep getting gold from hardworker medals now that Voots actually makes me work and I don't know what to do with it.
DERPHOOF RECRUITING FOR PONY SERAGLIO
You would think that after winning the Fed primary by 1 vote it would take a few more days before the delusions of grandeur set in, but it is what it is.
the current fed pp, everybody
So in conclusion, join the Feds, or don't. It's a free country.
Next time I'll write something more substantial.
Yours,
In life, in death,
Paul Proteus
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
Mixing up the theme...because I can
*radio static*
Listen one, listen all,
I have held many roles in this community. In fact, the other month I was President I'm told. I'm unwillingly Federalist political director right now even. But by far the most honorable line on my cv is that of the Commander of the Broforce.
"broforce before hoeforce" -saraht0ga, but also Abraham Lincoln
How did I become Commander of the Broforce? Well I believe someone died or something. Anyway, it is my job as commander to tell you what is going on in our unit:
Feds Now Bros, Discuss:
The Federalist party has had a serious problem with party MUs in the past...they keep leaving. This time we are trying something new, the Federalist Party is now the official party run by the Broforce. We look forward to the inevitable painful schism to come!
Recruitment Drive:
Known delinquent Paul Proteus accidentally left the door open and now the clubhouse is getting full. We are pretending this was on purpose, so take that, Broforce is now a ~~~~top MU~~~~~
FED AND BRO COUPLET CONTEST
If you write a couplet in the comments below either about the Feds or about Broforce or about anything really, tax law is fine, but the theme is the Feds and Broforce, I will give you 10,000 USD.
this is also a party article, kind of. Gross I know
The best one wins 50 gold. I keep getting gold from hardworker medals now that Voots actually makes me work and I don't know what to do with it.
DERPHOOF RECRUITING FOR PONY SERAGLIO
You would think that after winning the Fed primary by 1 vote it would take a few more days before the delusions of grandeur set in, but it is what it is.
the current fed pp, everybody
So in conclusion, join the Feds, or don't. It's a free country.
Next time I'll write something more substantial.
Yours,
In life, in death,
Paul Proteus
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Sometimes it takes a derpy horse
to display the glory of the broforce
America's boldest, win fame and clout by fighting all on their own,
But it took Broforce, tied in friendship to pull the sword from out of the stone
How many shots do we get n' also does the couplet have to rhyme? 🇺🇸
one shot, but this is great
VOTE GOOD LUCK 🙂
o7
Always great initiatives from you. Keep it up 😊😊
[BRO]
I'm absolved from being Proud & Horny,
I've evolved into being Proud & Brony.
[FED]
No one loves you Paul,
Except for Broforce, all.
🙁
Cash payment for a couplet about Broforce was the prompt
But, my mind was blank and my account needs to be comped.
We load our guns, and prep our gear.
We fight for Bro Force, we have no fear.
The Queen needs a throne, a Dictator a seat.
A coup could snatch victory from defeat.
yessssssssss
Get it, Malpazar!
yeah this one won
o7
I joined Broforce recently, I feel this is peak eRep as I have no more worlds to conquer. I have yet to weep...
no obligation to use it but i made this for u to commemorate
https://i.postimg.cc/FH9jZCjF/br.png
Pants tent
FED is great
I was never cool enough to get into broforce
broforce is in the heart
also SHIELD needs you lol