[Federalist Endorsement] Cthulu for a Weirder America
Day 4,366, 11:10
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by Paul Proteus
"That is not dead which can eternal lie”
tldr: The Feds Endorse Cthulu
This is a Federalist Party article. Here's some mood music anyway
Hello all. If you're the regular reader of this paper, welcome. If you're not, feel free to read anyway. We all make mistakes.
I come with exciting news. The prodigal party has returned. A Federalist is running for President.
In the past few months, we have been let down. We have been let down by governments who care more about the status quo than building a community. We have been let down by Presidents who care more about campaigning than leading. We have been let down by a severe lack of leadership.
That’s why we think it’s time that Federalists once again step up to the plate. That's why it’s time that we have another Federalist President.
We can change. We can change together. Following the result of a primary of Federalist leadership, we have decided to endorse Cthulu.. for President of the eUnited States.
Cthulu has worked tirelessly to help keep the Feds running as a party and community even as the game has stagnated, and will continue to do so as President.
So, on the 5th,
Vote for leadership, vote for commitment, join your Fed Party Leadership and
Vote for Cthulu for POTUS
Yours in eternity,
Paul Proteus,
Federalist Party Spokesperson and Recording Secretary
tldr: The Feds Endorse Cthulu
This is a Federalist Party article. Here's some mood music anyway
Hello all. If you're the regular reader of this paper, welcome. If you're not, feel free to read anyway. We all make mistakes.
I come with exciting news. The prodigal party has returned. A Federalist is running for President.
In the past few months, we have been let down. We have been let down by governments who care more about the status quo than building a community. We have been let down by Presidents who care more about campaigning than leading. We have been let down by a severe lack of leadership.
That’s why we think it’s time that Federalists once again step up to the plate. That's why it’s time that we have another Federalist President.
We can change. We can change together. Following the result of a primary of Federalist leadership, we have decided to endorse Cthulu.. for President of the eUnited States.
Cthulu has worked tirelessly to help keep the Feds running as a party and community even as the game has stagnated, and will continue to do so as President.
So, on the 5th,
Vote for leadership, vote for commitment, join your Fed Party Leadership and
Vote for Cthulu for POTUS
Yours in eternity,
Paul Proteus,
Federalist Party Spokesperson and Recording Secretary
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Experience?
He used to go by A^2 if that helps Colin. Former 2x CP back in the day.
except you weren't let down.
Those leaders put out the calls and no one showed up to work. See also: CL3
Trivia aside, I'd vote that.
This is totally true. It was a 50% friendly dig at my bff
FIST
Good luck.
But I think I'll vote hcmadman.
Fair enough! Just passing along the Fed's view
hcmadman is definetly the most experienced candidate, but good luck!
Hcmadman seems like a good guy
I've never met either one of them..
Yeah I mean I have no idea.
...wat? Cthulhu was CP twice before, among nearly 6 years worth of Congressional terms. I'm undecided which way I'm voting at this point, but I'm not sure where you got that tidbit about experience.
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p/h