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[Federalist Endorsement] Cthulhu For President

Day 4,763, 09:07 • Published in USA USA

• by Paul Proteus

America I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing.
-Allen Ginsberg

Mood Musik

Welcome to another edition of Goodbye Blue Monday. In this edition, the Federalist Party asked me to write something and I made the grave error of saying yes, so, if you're here for the normal low quality content, enjoy some Federalist content instead.

^{Because Federalist Endorsements are an Adventure...or Something}

Everything in eRepublik comes in cycles. Every month we enact the same rituals. Around now, that ritual is electing a President.

And this month the Federalist Party is running a candidate. The current President, Cthulhu has the full faith and support of the Federalist Party. The primary wasn't particularly close. He also has the support of the Socialist Freedom Party, and the United States Workers Party.

But the Feds didn't just support Cthulhu because he was a Fed. We've neglected to endorse Feds before. We endorsed him because we truly believe he is the best choice for President.

Cthulhu ran on a platform of joining Apollo to eventually join Asteria. This past week the eUS successfully joined Apollo. That this is a clear success is evident in the fact that the vote passed 35-1, and in that the other candidate on the ballot affirmed their support as well. The point is, in a game of cycles, Cthulhu has successfully achieved his goals and helped drive our foreign policy forward.

Cthulhu has been the most active hands on president the eUS has had in months. In spite of complaints about ghost cps, Cthulhu has been ever-present on Discord, has been rallying his cabinet on the forums, has published regularly, and has involved himself in every facet of governance.

^{Don't f*** it up}

Finally, we know Cthulhu. His entire time in this game and his time in the Feds, Cthulhu has been a constant force of selflessness, putting the party, and the country ahead of himself, volunteering to help when nobody else was around or willing. The game has stagnated, but Cthulhu has not. Cthulhu is absolutely the president this country needs, this month, and always.

So, on the 5th,
Vote for leadership, vote for commitment, join the Federalist Party and

Vote for Cthulhu for POTUS

Yours in eternity,
Paul Proteus,
Federalist Political Director, and proud owner of a power glove

Comments

svs1109 Day 4,763, 09:14

Last CP election was close but clean. Cthulhu has done an okay job. I think CG will do better. If we had gotten more "razzle-dazzle" perhaps a 2nd term would be in order. The claims of a lazy administration are not true but people were expecting more...im not sure more of what, but more of something.

Paul Proteus Day 4,763, 09:16

That's fair. And I want to say, I have heard only good things about CG's past presidential terms, and am sure next month would be the same. This is purely an article expressing the Federalists support for Cthulhu.